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happy_frog


Hippity hoppity

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Spookposting '24 #4 - Can't Stop the Doot 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 weeks ago
Fool! Skeletons doot as they please.
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I Understand His Reluctance to Part with Her 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 weeks ago
She's under 3 months old. Which war did she commit crimes in?
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Greened 6 comments
happy_frog · 4 weeks ago
Yes pls
I Understand His Reluctance to Part with Her 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 weeks ago
It's kind of amazing how popular Moo Deng is. She's like that sneezing baby panda from years back.
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Spookposting '24 #3 - This Made Me Snicker 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 weeks ago
A Snicker a day keeps Death away.
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Spookposting '24 #2 - Oh Deer 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 weeks ago
Live action Shikanoko's lookin' good. Yet, still not quite as scary as the original.
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Spookposting '24 #1 - Rattle 'em, Boys! 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 weeks ago
This year, my holiday spirits are rather low. For what could be scarier than what might potentially happen in November. Still, it doesn't mean I'll give up my tradition of spookposting.
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GN 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 weeks ago
Feels like this should be a in a wojak thought bubble.
Hulk Sad 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 weeks ago
Thankfully, my phone's still okay. But one of my tablets does that.
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Greened 6 comments
happy_frog · 4 weeks ago
;_;
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Bruh... 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 weeks ago
You ribbit, you gib it.
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Remember, Socialism Bad 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 weeks ago
Not much to add so I'll just paste the top comment on the original post:
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Dear Joe, I wrote you, but you still ain’t callin’
I sent a letter through my office; maybe you just lost it
I know you’re busy, dealing with inflation and the border
But when we need disaster funds, man, you’ve gotta be in order.
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I saw you on TV last week, talking up your plans
But here in Florida, we could use a hand, man.
I’m just sayin’, lend an ear, I’m not tryna feud,
Though sometimes, man, I wonder if you even see the news.
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Sadly, No Spell Can Bring the Dead Back to Life 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 weeks ago
Yes, unfortunately it's true: https://apnews.com/article/actress-maggie-smith-dies-03a7b4143cc54b14bc7d9bca24ed1f9a
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I'll always remember Dame Maggie Smith as Minerva McGonagall.
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At Least They Didn't Call It, New Long Island 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 weeks ago
Well, we did get some nice ice tea three and a half centuries later.
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Nope, None Come to Mind 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 weeks ago
I understand that there are some D-list celebrities raging on Twitter however.
It's Cozy Time 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 weeks ago
I mean, I can't deny it is, especially when it's cold outside.
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It's Cozy Time 4 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
Totally me; except nowhere near as cute.
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Snowjob 1 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
"Winters are supposed to be warm. Snow was made up by the wokists so they could say 'Happy Holidays!' instead of 'Merry Christmas!'. Seriously, do your own research people, don't be sheep."
Delightful 4 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
Light is sorely needed in these dark times.
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The CEO of Only Fish 1 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
I may have to offishially tank puns from now on.
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She Rember 1 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
She rember. She's doing her part. Are you?
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Frog NTR 3 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
A little of both, I'd say, so a sappy frog.
Still No Alienussy 1 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
Ah, the good ol' days, when people knew it was a bad idea to try to break into government buildings.
Frog NTR 3 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
To be fair, most frogs aren't monogamous.
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Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day! 1 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
It be that time again, ye lily-livered land lubbers. Fer those who be nostalgic about buccaneerin', here be a map to to yester days: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/667901/froggos-23-253special-happy-talk-like-a-pirate-day/
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