Medusa's quest to turn people to stone got off to a Rocky start.

Well, she's supposed to be a banshee, so I'm gonna guess, scream.

Not sure which is scarier.

Also known as a drat.

BBW also stands for Big Beautiful Woman.

Then again, it IS said that you attract what you fear. And I'm very scared of boobs.

The lily pad is my castle, the pond, my moat.

When they said their strippers take it ALL off, they meant it.

It's true. Why, I understand that in some places, the gov'ment even sends hurricanes after the opposition. "Concerning," as some might say.

I wonder if it's locally sourced.

No. It's actually in Auckland, New Zealand. His name is Dale.

Wearing catnip makes you shine like a beacon to them.

Also, it's Ep-steen.

*finger to temple* You can't have your dreams invaded if you never have any.

I don't actually remember what candy corn tastes like. Is it really that bad?

If you do, be sure to bring a treat.

Don't really play Minecraft, so I can't vouch for the accuracy of this meme.

At least they found out what was bugging him.
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And yeah, it actually happened: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6791639/

'Bet he's just two days from retirement.

Here to fetch you their souls.

Feels like who ever takes a step in that house is gonna have a bad time.