This year in particular, let us hope the scares shall not continue into November.

You are snacc.

So lifelike.

That probably won't scare anyone, unless they're chicken.

There are more things in Heaven and Earth than are dreamed of in your philosophy.

Biblically accurate trick-or-treating.

There's eight more on the way.

I 'member. She's... What's-her-face from... The Black Cauldron?

Stylish.

Ah, now there's someone who does their own research. You gotta love it.

According to the original post, it's NOT supposed to be NSFW. I'm not entirely sure what it IS meant to be, then.

Isn't that where they held the RNC this year?

The mummy's curse no doubt fell upon them.

Brain food is important, and so is slepping during the day.

He just forgot to put his pants on, as well as his legs.

Can't speak for women, but I'd certainly be fascinated.

They must play in a death metal band.

Looks like one of them is half off.

The wielder is right to be afraid of the goose shaft. But the sword has no legs, so at least they'll be no goose stepping.

I wonder what the requirements for becoming one are, aside from being over 40 and single.

Can't quite make out what those carvings are supposed to be, but I'm sure he did his best.

Guardian of the gates to the underwolrd. (In this case, the underworld is a hutch rather than Hades.)