Yeah, that's where I lived, in southern England; London, to be exact.
But maybe they say more up north, or rather oop north.

Seems like you've figured out I'm part rock.

You slAmmed your pEniS in the cAr dOOr.

Don't worry, he's not a threat. I have his coccyx.

That's a pretty grim comparison. I really hope that wasn't the case with this horse.

Have you ever tried lifting one?

Right? Some people's core issue is that they get way too heated over this topic, and that just radiates negativity.

Shouldn't have let him acquire a taste for human flesh.

Monkey frog, obviously.
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phyllomedusa_bicolor

Sure. Bend over.

Preferably the new iDope model.