That's why he's always on the right track.

Whipper the Whippy Reaindeer
Had a very long, sharp whip

That, or Die Hard.

That's one way to get more bang for your buck.

At least the radio's okay.

Don't worry. The 2nd Amendment "muh freedom" folks will save you. ...What's that? They either joined ICE, or aren't rising up against the tyrannical gov'ment like they've been bellowing for years. Who could've seen this coming?
Well, if you're still worried, just remember that, politics bad.

What a deal.

Somehow, it's even scarier than the original.

Don't let the neigh-sayers tell you otherwise.

I hope he didn't Pulp Fiction it before handing it out.

They're all ready for autumn.

A Guy Fawkes mask would've been better for today.

Didn't get as many spooky posts in this year. But, as I've said, there's no shortage of scary stuff out there.

Why do I get the feeling it's all gonna be saltwater taffy.

Hard to believe this song is 50 years old...and still sadly relevant.

The true counter to beings from the beyond.

His milk is delicious.

That's also what'll happen to those who start babbling about bone structure.

Terry needs no justification.

Don't worry. I'm sure they'll let borrow one of their lives.

Don't forget to smile today. :)

No doubt he owns an extensive collection.