Totally me; except nowhere near as cute.

"Winters are supposed to be warm. Snow was made up by the wokists so they could say 'Happy Holidays!' instead of 'Merry Christmas!'. Seriously, do your own research people, don't be sheep."

Light is sorely needed in these dark times.

I may have to offishially tank puns from now on.

She rember. She's doing her part. Are you?

Ah, the good ol' days, when people knew it was a bad idea to try to break into government buildings.

To be fair, most frogs aren't monogamous.

It be that time again, ye lily-livered land lubbers. Fer those who be nostalgic about buccaneerin', here be a map to to yester days: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/667901/froggos-23-253special-happy-talk-like-a-pirate-day/

I understand that more and more people are starting to use dumbphones to avoid being tracked. If that's true, this is indeed quite a useful gift.

When I reach my limmy, I do a little shimmy.

Just as well. It does look like it'd be too thick to drink.

Chosen for his souperior skills, no doubt.

Hopefully they're not pumped up, otherwise they better run, better run.

They got some pro moves.

Looks like it'd be a pain in the neck though.

Don't worry though, his body will become the grass, and the antelope will eat the grass. It's the circle of life.
But I have heard there those who can bring people back from the dead. I wonder if it's possible to learn this power.

Ah, deep dish heart attack.

Don't you just hate it when your garage cheats on you so then you gotta sell your wife.

I mean, for the guys at NASA it's their job to maneuver the rover. Most people just play games to relax.

Can they get a Shiny Pokémon?

Flower frog season is almost over. Best enjoy them while they last.