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Another Great Gone 1 comments
happy_frog · 21 hours ago
Don't worry though, his body will become the grass, and the antelope will eat the grass. It's the circle of life.
But I have heard there those who can bring people back from the dead. I wonder if it's possible to learn this power.
Suspenseful fortunate smoggy 1 comments
happy_frog · 21 hours ago
Ah, deep dish heart attack.
Damn Unfaithful Car Storage 4 comments
happy_frog · 1 day ago
Don't you just hate it when your garage cheats on you so then you gotta sell your wife.
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Git Gud N00b 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 days ago
I mean, for the guys at NASA it's their job to maneuver the rover. Most people just play games to relax.
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Caw Caw! 1 comments
happy_frog · 6 days ago
Can they get a Shiny Pokémon?
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"I pollinates" 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 week ago
Flower frog season is almost over. Best enjoy them while they last.
No Bulli! 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 week ago
Good boy protecc.
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Not Ha Ha Funny 3 comments
happy_frog · 1 week ago
Remember, the free market will regulate itself, and wealth will trickle down... any day now...
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You Wouldn't Download a Snek 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 week ago
But some people would... I would...
Winner Winner 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 week ago
Yeah, it's corny, I know.
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Sweet Water of Life 3 comments
happy_frog · 1 week ago
Hopefully it's not acid rain.
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Who Does She Think She Is? 9 comments
happy_frog · 2 weeks ago
"It's my yard." As Dale Gribble would say.
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Oy! 3 comments
happy_frog · 2 weeks ago
Yeah, that's where I lived, in southern England; London, to be exact.
But maybe they say more up north, or rather oop north.
Oh, It's Extended Alright 1 comments
happy_frog · 2 weeks ago
She wants the whole 12...hours.
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Oy! 3 comments
happy_frog · 2 weeks ago
I haven't actually heard it that often while living there. They do say "fucking hell" or rather "fockin' 'ell" a lot, though.
Sorry, etruscan boar vessel, we have an upgrade 6 comments
happy_frog · 2 weeks ago
Seems like you've figured out I'm part rock.
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Life Hack 6 comments
happy_frog · 2 weeks ago
You slAmmed your pEniS in the cAr dOOr.
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Life Hack 6 comments
happy_frog · 2 weeks ago
Sometimes you just gotta suck it up, even if it may seem like a dick move to some.
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Yes plebbit furbaby cringe but look at him 8 comments
happy_frog · 2 weeks ago
Don't worry, he's not a threat. I have his coccyx.
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Sub Standard 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 weeks ago
You could fit a whole rubber ducky in that baby.
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Imaginary Halter and Lead 10 comments
happy_frog · 3 weeks ago
That's a pretty grim comparison. I really hope that wasn't the case with this horse.
Pretty Sharp Puns, Not To Mention Edgy 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 weeks ago
I was gonna make a London joke, but those just don't cut it anymore.
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Imaginary Halter and Lead 10 comments
happy_frog · 3 weeks ago
Have you ever tried lifting one?
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Imaginary Halter and Lead 10 comments
happy_frog · 3 weeks ago
Remember comrades, the heaviest chains are the ones in our minds.
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Here Comes the Sun 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 weeks ago
Right? Some people's core issue is that they get way too heated over this topic, and that just radiates negativity.
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