Happy Frog

happy_frog


Hippity hoppity

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Might as well post it too 1 comments
happy_frog · 6 hours ago · Edited 6 hours ago
Kitty Garden 1 comments
happy_frog · 8 hours ago
Must be where they grow @catfluff.
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My nephew, Spider-Man, after a long day 1 comments
happy_frog · 13 hours ago
Your nephew, you say? Oh no...
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You don't want to know. Trust me on this. 1 comments
happy_frog · 13 hours ago
I know. I only hope they were invented *after* anesthetics.
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Bri'ish Conspiracy Theorists Be Like 1 comments
happy_frog · 13 hours ago
I mean, they don't seem to mind honking, so I guess they're not immune either.
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Lies Hurt Everyone 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 day ago
Including those who spread them.
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Blowing Bubbles in the Park 3 comments
happy_frog · 2 days ago
You could get it for their birthday. They're probably available in Japan.
Wanna Feel Old? 1 comments
happy_frog · 2 days ago
2004... Damn, this was pre-Youtube.
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Happy Father's Day! 1 comments
happy_frog · 2 days ago
No froggo rocks that dad bod quite like the African bullfrog.
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As always, here's past year's Father's Day post: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/657649/froggos-23-173special-happy-fathers-day/
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Blowing Bubbles in the Park 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 days ago
A wholesome nighttime activity.
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Rainbow Bunny (Rainbunny?) 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 days ago
Yes, even the bunnies.
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ForgetAWSUnityIsTheNewRich 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 days ago
*sniff* I do. I can't remember how much I paid for my current phone, but it was certainly less than $600.
And good noise-cancelling headphones can run up to and over $300.
Still Not Gay Though 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 days ago
Don't worry. I'm sure they said, 'No homo' after 'I do'.
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You Can't Handle The Truth 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 days ago
Nah, I'm sure Spongebob is just cleaning his eyes so he can see it better.
Grandma Stepped into a Fairy Ring 2 comments
happy_frog · 5 days ago
At least she wasn't run over by a reindeer.
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Wise prophets 3 comments
happy_frog · 5 days ago
Idk. As far as I know, frogs usually warn of earthquakes.
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You Can't Handle The Truth 3 comments
happy_frog · 5 days ago
And, of course, there is an actual Batman/Wolverine hybrid called Dark Claw: https://batman.fandom.com/wiki/Dark_Claw
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Colorful Chemical Fires 1 comments
happy_frog · 6 days ago
That's a hot rainbow.
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Very Cool 3 comments
happy_frog · 6 days ago
What flavor is blue ice cream supposed to be?
The 70's Were Also Wild 4 comments
happy_frog · 1 week ago 1 · Edited 1 week ago
Che-meow-stry 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 week ago
The structure of a water meow-lecule.
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Meanwhile, on Cornhub 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 week ago
Damn cornosexuals, coming in our corn fields, poppin' our corn.
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Friendly professional hallowed 6 comments
happy_frog · 1 week ago
It looks like it has eyes and a little mouth.
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A Credit to His Country o7 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 week ago
If you aren't willing to service your sercivemen, are really a true patriot?
Froggo Has Leaf for You 3 comments
happy_frog · 1 week ago
Do you accept?
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