Yeah, though they are felonies, falsifying business records are technically what one would call white collar crimes. I don't know what the sentencing guides for those would be.
It's more distressing that a convicted felon can run for any office, much less hold it.

Not really. That looks to be a bushveld rain frog, not a toad. Doesn't make them any less cute or butty though.

Stay true to yourself, king.

No no, don't you see? People need guns to protect themselves from bouncers who won't allow underage drinking, which is a God-given right, I'm told.