I understand the guy responsible for nothing happening is planning to issue a ton of pardon, which are also for nothing, of course.

Yeah, not really looking forward to 2025, but with Terry by our side, I know we'll make it.

Replace 'robot' with 'corporate' and suddenly the song takes on a whole new level of relevancy.

And a sharky new year.

Don't let those wokists destroy Christmas. Keep thinking freely.

Man, get your sheet together.

They really need to learn to share.

"Nihil umquam est aeternum," indeed.
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While this is an amazing arrangement, it doesn't beat Mojo Jojo's cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCA-rfZ-wik

That IS becoming increasingly rare, so it's quite considerate of him.

That was also the year the world ended, if I recall.

Can he also put up decorations on the house?

Perfect for exploring the dark depths.

'Would not blame any retail worker for going on a murder spree after listening to this.

We all got that wild, fuzzy side.

And those kids would grow up to vote for— Anyone? Anyone?

Yeah, I'm not feeling in an especially grateful mood at this point in time.
Still, I guess I shouldn't take for granted the things I do have: a roof over my head, decent living conditions, food, and internet.
However hard you may have it, just remember that are people unironically living in the US.

Can it blow me...all the way to Oz?

That's about 233°C for non-Americans.

Now that you have pants, learn to keep them on.

They'll mlem any Boogeyman.

Even though over 77 million people may disagree.

Just the thing to help you get that bad taste outta your mouth.

That, or they're full of hot air. We must consider both sides, after all.