No thank you I don’t want to get a period after getting catcalled

This is the type of feminism I can support

I’m going to vote for the... underdog

Sea doggo and sea pupper

I mean, a cat did try to bite my favorite finger off almost two weeks ago...

U dead
U hella dead

I’m going to guess this is in America because there are way too many people that are absolutely this stupid

The only human shipping I really go for is shipping people with wholesome happiness. Like... you know in fiction when there’s a character that doesn’t really have a good ship but they’re just cute lil honey buns? So you just want happiness for them
I ship Tom Hiddelston with nothing but pure happiness because he is just perfect

There was one time I was at the beach and I saw a bee just chillin by the boat launch and I thought it was dying of thirst so I brought it a shell with fresh water in it

I want to drink it

Detergent is a popular item to steal

Chaotic good

Tbh Marvel has us all whipped, waiting through so many credits just to get more movie

I want to kick it open

Angry rainbow

Onions don’t get depression and anxiety so yeah

They’re locked up because they’re a hot commodity in stealing and selling for cheap

Do you like fish sticks?

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

Fuck the fucking fuck off, Janet

It's probably poisonous but I want to touch it

That sounds painful af