I like how the girl playing pan is cuter than the girl playing wendy.

"I'm gonna blow my load all over your insides. No homo."
Haven't laughed that hard since.

I can't believe people still believe this.
IT. DOES. NOT. WORK.
My brother won state in powerlifting, he can't do it, you can't either.

As a person who is physically flexible due to genetics: I prefer hard or firm places to sleep. Cats are the same way; they don't want some fluffy sinking mess to get all sore on.

and toyota's are top of the line when it comes to quality
get over yourselves

They're all color coded. Black dude is black ranger, asian is yellow ranger, nerd (logic) is blue ranger, white girl is pink ranger (girls like pink), jock (agression, also possible native american ancestry?) is red ranger, hippie is green ranger who becomes white ranger and he's a white guy

so was it a nuke i take it?

Freedom....as judged by liberal magazine writers or some useless retards in the government.

And all the physically weak people (elderly, infirm, women, children) would be virtually unable to defend themselves from men and other dangerous animals. Way to go, liberals!

oh ho ho ho ho, just wait for what 2017 has in store for you liberals

nine? nein?
what is the joke here

Already thought of this. Remember martin freeman is now in the universe, so it's gotta be him. And when it happens, these two are gonna look at each other and smile and it's gonna be fucking hilarious.

all these things deserve to die

these were always my favorites
the frosting is just gross

can confirm: dockworker at fedex, management is literally retarded

ol' louis cuck
a mexican ginger who hates freedom but loves the benefits of our society, and is also somehow genetically jewish

implying captain america wouldn't be a trump fan

One takes exponentially more effort to write and one iota of effort to read, the other fucking works