I just take it with me

It bothers me that a project at this high school forces children to waste perfectly good books when they could just make a sculpture relating to the book.

Sad soup

Fireworks are classified as explosives and they do fireworks shows every night. Or did, before Covid. I don't know if they do anymore.

I like this grizzled yet classy looking Wolverine. He looks like he belongs in a Dos Equis commercial.

Not necessarily altruism at work here. In times of crisis, mobs and gangs have a tendency to show up and support their community because it fosters a sense of debt in the community. People are more likely to look the other way on their crimes if they feel like they owe the gangs. It's also been done by the Yakuza supporting their communities after natural disasters like earthquakes and tsunamis.

The problem with dropping hints is that most hints are tailored to the person dropping them. And since our brains all work differently, the intended recipient often doesn't even realize a hint has been dropped. Just be straightforward y'all.

I don't get why you'd try and transport that thing sitting up. That's just begging for something like this to happen.

I would be his friend! :(

Respect my wand of social distancing!

I jave two out in front my house that grew together to make a single mega-bush. It's touching the power lines now.

Wait... pistachios? I thought green nut had something to do with Shrek???

A shame people can't just like the things they like without getting flak for it.

Here's the deal for a walk at home. The best thing about it is that it doesn't matter how many people are going through the same situation. But for the most visible part of this story we can get the message from a little bit of a deadman.

Why does she look like Hillary Clinton?

I want

I'm best friends with Winnie the Pooh. I must be Christopher Robin!

Depends on the day with me.

Nickers and sickers

I have this with Skyrim. It's gotten so much that when my friends are having an issue with a quest or a dungeon or deciding what to multi class, they ask me for advice cuz I know most of the game by heart.