Harvester of Men

harvesterofmen


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Oh boy 13 comments
harvesterofmen · 14 weeks ago
For some reason, you can't stop throwing vulgarities into otherwise innocuous sentences every time you speak one of these languages.
I want the ability to create extradimensional pockets out of thin air
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The life of a cuppa 5 comments
harvesterofmen · 17 weeks ago
I just take it with me
A high schoolers art project of religious meaning 2 comments
harvesterofmen · 26 weeks ago
It bothers me that a project at this high school forces children to waste perfectly good books when they could just make a sculpture relating to the book.
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Blue waffle 53 comments
harvesterofmen · 42 weeks ago
Stressed chicken
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Blue waffle 53 comments
harvesterofmen · 42 weeks ago
Sad soup
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hmm 4 comments
harvesterofmen · 48 weeks ago
Fireworks are classified as explosives and they do fireworks shows every night. Or did, before Covid. I don't know if they do anymore.
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Nothing like a father - daughter bond. 2 comments
harvesterofmen · 1 year ago
I like this grizzled yet classy looking Wolverine. He looks like he belongs in a Dos Equis commercial.
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At least their policies are consistent 4 comments
harvesterofmen · 1 year ago
Not necessarily altruism at work here. In times of crisis, mobs and gangs have a tendency to show up and support their community because it fosters a sense of debt in the community. People are more likely to look the other way on their crimes if they feel like they owe the gangs. It's also been done by the Yakuza supporting their communities after natural disasters like earthquakes and tsunamis.
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Confusing as hell 1 comments
harvesterofmen · 1 year ago
The problem with dropping hints is that most hints are tailored to the person dropping them. And since our brains all work differently, the intended recipient often doesn't even realize a hint has been dropped. Just be straightforward y'all.
If you do this. f*ck you 8 comments
harvesterofmen · 1 year ago
I think those are cigarette butts
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Are we there yet? 1 comments
harvesterofmen · 1 year ago
I don't get why you'd try and transport that thing sitting up. That's just begging for something like this to happen.
Job dissatisfaction 3 comments
harvesterofmen · 1 year ago
I would be his friend! :(
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Bad things happening to children! More Batting! 2 comments
harvesterofmen · 1 year ago
Respect my wand of social distancing!
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Hurried furtive tenuous Stork 8 comments
harvesterofmen · 1 year ago
I jave two out in front my house that grew together to make a single mega-bush. It's touching the power lines now.
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Someone at Walmart forgot what pistachios were called 5 comments
harvesterofmen · 1 year ago
Wait... pistachios? I thought green nut had something to do with Shrek???
People believe in things 2 comments
harvesterofmen · 1 year ago
A shame people can't just like the things they like without getting flak for it.
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Here's the Deal [Predictive Text Game For The Truly Bored] 36 comments
harvesterofmen · 1 year ago
Here's the deal for a walk at home. The best thing about it is that it doesn't matter how many people are going through the same situation. But for the most visible part of this story we can get the message from a little bit of a deadman.
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American Girl Doll of the Year 3 comments
harvesterofmen · 1 year ago
Why does she look like Hillary Clinton?
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This stress toy 6 comments
harvesterofmen · 1 year ago
I want
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I am a simple guy, I just wanna your Bday in a fun way. 23 comments
harvesterofmen · 1 year ago
I'm best friends with Winnie the Pooh. I must be Christopher Robin!
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Like is a strong word, but I really, really, really don't hate you 4 comments
harvesterofmen · 1 year ago
Depends on the day with me.
I like me some Spunow 3 comments
harvesterofmen · 1 year ago
Nickers and sickers
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NerdSubstance 26 comments
harvesterofmen · 1 year ago
I have this with Skyrim. It's gotten so much that when my friends are having an issue with a quest or a dungeon or deciding what to multi class, they ask me for advice cuz I know most of the game by heart.
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Le Edgy Political Meme 20 comments
harvesterofmen · 1 year ago
It's better that we try and solve the problem than sit idly by and let it continue because it's a "knee jerk reaction". And yeah, maybe most people involved haven't ever been cops, but it doesn't take a professional stonemason to know that you put the brick in the wall, not break it in half and toss it away.
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Word Game - Entry 0 58 comments
harvesterofmen · 1 year ago
Nisi, Sumerian