At least in my experience, most scales meant for weighing heavier items like humans don't register weights under a certain threshold. Mine doesn't register anything less than 5lbs I believe. And if I'm dropping 5lb turds, I got a bigger problem than charting them.

The last one is only true if you spell raccoon incorrectly.

If you gotta protect her, you're dating the wrong kind of girls. Get you a girl that can hold her own in a fight.

iirc he tried guns a couple times and they always backfired

Ruler in a cooler

Wasn't this one also shown to exhibit some carnivorous behavior?

It looks like a klansmen. Who thought that looked right?

The second-to-last panel looks like squidward has a massive erection to me and I can't unsee it.

And once again I'm reminded of the dinosaur thing. Oh the horror!

I thought this was a screenshot from some new video game at first. Amazing work!

Controversial opinion: if you wanna be treated like a car, you gotta go as fast as the cars. If you're not going the speed limit, you can't get pissed when cars pass you, cuz you're holding people up.

I wanna know if she's giving him the allowance to pay for it too, or if she's literally just scamming her son for money.

I started doing this since I can't go to the gym anymore. Get on AC Odyssey or Shadow of War and crank the difficulty up then BAM, instant workout.

You don't know America if you think Americans start drinking at 21 lol. Illegal doesn't mean shit to teenagers.

Buy button?

Is this the same thing with my wife?
Is this just a little bit of something?
Caught in a couple of weeks.
No escape from my computer (I feel that)
Open your mouth and mouth.
Look up to the gym now and see.
I'm just a little bit older than the Old Gods.
I need no more time for my friends.
Because it's easy for people to get out of their crimes.
Easy access to a home.
Little background checks.
Little fingers are going through my hair.
Any way the Senate will take the mental toll from his husband.
Doesn't really matter to anyone else.
Mama, just don't worry about the Kiwi education system.
Put a gun right to your floor and look for a long shot.
Pulled the trigger, now he has the opportunity for a little extra time.
Mama, life is not going anywhere except the holidays.
But now I've gone and now I've come in my mind.
If I'm not back home now I'll be home now but not in the translation.
Carry on, carry on as if you're a prick.

He didn't take very good care of that fence.

I guess that's a fair statement, but personally I only have issue with atheists if they're assholes about it. Like yeah, you get to believe what you want, but so does everybody else. Don't shit on other people's beliefs. Same for other religious people. Just let everyone live their life.

If my school lunches had looked like that I probably wouldn't have skipped lunch all high school.

Is it a coincidence? Probably not. I mean, if they were to look up at night they'd have seen the same stars we see now, and Orion's belt are some of the most visible. Most likely just a case of great minds thinking alike.