His other hobbies include dancing in a field of daisies with puppies, kittens and unicorns

ARE YOU SAYING THAT ONLY AMERICANS ARE OFFENDED BY THINGS!!!!??!????!

This is beautiful

Like, ouch.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I LOVE YOU MOREOS GUY

Are all food groups presented there? Totally.

Pretending I didn't read that

This guy needs to be a motivational/inspirational speaker or something, because that's such a great quote

*whole class cries*

But that's none of my business...

But banana bread is so good :(

I have a class where instead of giving us huge topic tests, we get a quiz at the end of every week or two, which means that we don't have to remember as much (which is great because I have a bad memory). And I've found that I'm doing really well, and better than the previous years when they didn't do this.
^I think that's a better way to test your students

Excuse me while I go eat some Vegemite, the right way

But then they ask why she said no, and I can't think of a reason

He's just like "fuck I gotta start taking tips from this kid"

Or maybe it was just a typo

I really want to try space dust now

When I try to do something good

Mmm watcha say

Someone have a link to this?

I was afraid that this day would come

What's this article on? I want to read the rest