Omg it works really well with this song
http://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

Or I have a song I always skip, but I never bother to delete it.

It's that guy from Vine!

And then it starts raining...

So how do I know if I'm stupid?

Does it still vomit on Will Smith as a Jedi?

On bucket list: Find the Hydration Guy on Omegle.

I love how he nods to him like "Mmm, not bad..."

This is what I worry about when I invite people to my house

How I feel on Mondays

Your uncle is awesome.

I've seen it! But you have to book, and it's been booked out for agesssss.
So I've been restricted to just watching through the window.

I feel like ribs now.

Why does bagged milk exist? Why can't you just use it from a carton?

This is so accurate

That's how I felt when I found out that raisins are grapes.

Go get 'em, tiger.

This is how to predict the future

I knew it was me all along

I like it.

The more I read this, the weirder it got.

I think it's just me, but I don't ever get tired of his stupid tweets.

Well, that was a pretty smart idea to have while being drunk.