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Don't mess with me! 10 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
What an adorable gif of Martin Freeman!
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120% freedom 10 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
Exactly. We're FREE to take whatever goddamn gun we want to our schools! After all, even Russia is a part of the United States of Earth
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*fangirls to death* 27 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
It's lost quality EVERYTHING except special-effects budget. I didn't even care about the story any more with this episode; I just wanted Smith out. And it's not because I don't like Eleven (on the contrary, he's fantastic) but I was subconsciously hoping when Smith left, Moffat would too.
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*fangirls to death* 27 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
They had the potential to stuff it with so many quality feels, but Steven Moffat just CAN'T WRITE. I don't know what happened. He used to be good. But Clara isn't a real character, she's a plot device. Same with the Papal Mainframe. And the ONLY thing even close to Christmasy about the episode was that the town was CALLED "Christmas."
*fangirls to death* 27 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
Nobody's seen SERIES 8, genius. And honestly, you think Pertwee's "hot"? Unless you're a 50-year-old woman (or gay man), that's kinky.
People of walmart 7 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
Ask for a high five
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The alpha of the beta 8 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
Definitely bar mitzvah
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Things to do with an English accent 19 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
That is the second stupidest thing I have EVER heard.
...the first stupidest thing being, of course, a Southern accent.
"Fortnight" 26 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
...because I, along with many of my fellow intelligent Americans, know what a fortnight is as often use this knowledge conversationally.
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"Fortnight" 26 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
Do not make the mistake of judging an entirety of people by one fool, for others will respond in kind, judging you entirely by your one foolish mistake.
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True story 13 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
You can't notice someone's personality from across the room. You can't glance at pictures of her intelligence on Facebook. You can't see her sense of humor from her neckline. So yes, sex often appears first on a man's radar. Ladies, don't making the mistake of thinking that it is the ONLY thing on his radar.
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Things to do with an English accent 19 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
"Take over America" HA. Excuse me if I'm wrong, but isn't that exactly what an entire NAVY of people with British accents COULDN'T do???
'Murica: 1
Tories: 0
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I missed all the adventure 15 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
Become an astronaut, or at least an astronomer. Same feeling, but grander (and there's not as much, y'know, plague)
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Kids born in the 90s 41 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
The last one is stupid. If you're born in 1999, YOU'RE NOT A "90S KID." You literally have less than one year of life from the 90s, and if you can remember a single shred of it you should win an award (and a brain dissection) for most incredibly memory ever.
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Judgmental skinny people 22 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
lady, gentleman, or variation thereupon (to be specific)
Kid Horror Stories 37 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
Yeah, that sounds odd. And by odd I mean scary.
Kid Horror Stories 37 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
NEVER. HAVING. KIDS.
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Feminism at its best 33 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
Sexism is when a man holds a door open, buys dinner, brings flowers for a woman.
Chivalry is when she does the same for him out of their mutual respect for each other as human beings.
Judgmental skinny people 22 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
You know what really grinds my gears?
Morbidly obese people insisting that they've got "healthy curves"
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Om nom nom nom 18 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
Isn't that the "security alert" shit from the Incredibles?
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What Would Yours Say? 144 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 10 years ago
Sarcastic asshole.
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Advantages of being short 23 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
Apparently, being a jockey is the 2nd most dangerous profession.
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More reasons to love netflix 5 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
I REMEMBER THAT EPISODE.
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(heavy breathing) 7 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
CHRISTMAS INTENSIFIIIIIEEEESSS!!!!
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Feels for freedom 11 comments
hemlockfcktheworld · 11 years ago
Is this "try not to cry" comic just pictures from the Binding of Isaac?
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