preach!

Alright, if I understand correctly, the message is that when you see successful people (like on the cover of Time) who look like they accomplished the incredible with little effort, remember that they put in unimaginable hard work to reach that point; you just can't see it.

Guys, you're preaching to the choir. This post is clearly mocking the twisted logic of this type of feminist. I think we can all agree that the anti-rape polish is a good idea

"Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can"
What a load of blulsiht. Every single literate person on Earth (with the possible exception of the extremely mentally handicapped) can do this. You're not special.

If you look very closely you'll see there's actually a string in there too, and if you pull on it then it'll reveal an embarrassing photo of Spongebob at the Christmas party

Apparently he didn't find you humerus

I've got a little bit of advice for you, OP, that will take you far in life.
If you've got an itch by your eye, scratch it. If people think you're crying, let them. Don't give a damn what they think of you, and certainly don't endure physical discomfort just so others don't judge you.

Carry on my wayward Dorothy

Too beautiful for words

Ahh, this would be funny if it weren't horrendously ignorant. It's the Japanese who have no letter L, so they make the R sound instead. The Korean, on the other hand, are able to pronounce both these letters perfectly well (as evident by the appearance of both letters in the name of SK's capital: Seoul, Korea)

No no no no no STOP RUINING MY CHILDHOOD

Yeah that's great and all until you see the spiders dropping into it from above

Really? I thought what it was saying is that listening to music helps you cope with stress, so stressed and depressed people like to listen to more music

Yeah but guys if you and your friend pedal fast enough you can catch up with whoever's in front of you and ram them off the rails!