Also "yip yip" works wonder

SAT day

His lil butt is so cute

I love that movie and actually shed a few tears

Aw Yeah!

*discolates shoulders* Let's go!

I tried opening superglue with my mouth... Things didn't go well and it popped in my mouth
I started freaking out and tried to get it off luckily it didn't touch my lips just my teeth but my tongue was glued to my teeth
In the end I was able to scrape most of it off and my mom scolded me

I wouldn't be able to see from that far

It's too goddam early in the morning for feels. I don't want to start tearing up in McDonald's

17 and never had a relationship but that's because I'm focusing on my studies.

I remember in 10th grade we had to do a short story so I worked my but off and didn't realize that I wrote 13 pages until 6 am. I didn't get any sleep so I felt groggy the whole day. Thankfully the teachers understood and let me sleep during class.

I got a fucking borders giftcard and now I can't use it, God dammit

Food for ages

Still not all guys want to fuck the girl especially if the guy was gay

For me it's more of "I bet I can reach that tree (or any other item) before that car" so it's just me racing in my own imagination

Effing bunk beds

Who else just colored the screen black and copied and pasted repeatedly

Rebel Flower will die by lack of sunlight