Three of my classmates all males call our AP Lit teacher daddy and everyday make moaning sounds

She's beautiful either way

I actually sang that in Ke$ha's voice in my head

"Forget about the project, I've planned something else." Is music to my ears

I'm both, do the the work and a doodle beside it

It's just the onions my mom is cutting

Fine by me

Shit I almost forgot I have an AP Calculus quiz tomorrow, thanks for reminding me!

The blue footed booby

My glasses broke after being hit by one in middle school

I've been wanting to see this movie but am unsure if I would like it.

This image never fails to make me laugh

When I was 7 my mom went to a party which I didn't want her to go. She didn't tell me where the party was at but I already had an idea. It was 11 at night so I prepared myself. I wrote a letter in green marker saying that I'm going to get my mom and slipped it under my mom's roommate door. I put my pjs on my pillows got a handful of quarters just incase and was about to be on my way when I was stopped. The roommate called my mom. I told myself that I should have slipped the letter when I was about to leave not prepare.

That's the heartbreaking thing about having pets. They're around you so much that it's impossible to imagine a world without them. Every time I acknowledge the fact that I'm going to outlive my dog I hug him tighter to preserve the moment.

I thought it said abandoned milf