My hands can reach the bottom of the can

That happened to me but it was pink ink

I would play fight with my dog and he never bit me hard always solfty, however, he would bite my younger sister.

Can’t wait until season 13 gets put on Netflix

I don’t care if my armor doesn’t match

Absofuckinglutely

It’s 2:11 a.m and I’m sitting on the floor of my bathroom with stomach pain from bad food and this made me giggle like a little schoolgirl

I would’ve done the same thing but I would have better luck

But he wants a snac

I do that all the time

I had it all under control until the last panel

Absolutely adorable

Mom: You should learn how to cook
Me: *starts prepping everything*
Mom: Nevermind *takes over and does exactly what I was doing before*
Really don’t understand parents who tell you to do something yet come over and try to do it because they think you can’t

I just love dogs and their bellies. Every time I see their bellies I just want to kiss it

Yup, I do this with my sister but instead of pies I use butts

20 yrs old and don’t feel older than 17

I can’t believe I actually chuckled at this

This is just sweat in my eyes

It looks like candy

I like the one where they leave the dude and lesbian together