hermionegranger

hermionegranger


I will avada kedavra your ass if you get me angry.

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It's like big legos to me 4 comments
hermionegranger · 6 years ago
Any kind of furniture really
It’s so satisfying
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Someone is lying 12 comments
hermionegranger · 6 years ago
That’s the go to to pick up my sister from school
Incrdible Shorts 2 comments
hermionegranger · 6 years ago
Disappointed I did not see a single short
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You May Not Be Someone's Crush, But You Might Be Their Icebreaker 8 comments
hermionegranger · 6 years ago
Better to make a fool of myself and laugh than have others do it
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guilty as charged 12 comments
hermionegranger · 6 years ago
And then once you do throw them out you suddenly need them for trash and other things
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Why would you ever 1 comments
hermionegranger · 6 years ago
And you wake up wide awake so when you fall asleep again you wake up groggy
I've lost my will to live and I'm still alive 6 comments
hermionegranger · 6 years ago
That perfectly made bed
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Circle of Life 12 comments
hermionegranger · 6 years ago
Or any small creature
Seriously I do this to my baby sister all the time and she laughs
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Nothing like the innocence of a child 61 comments
hermionegranger · 6 years ago
Betzhamon
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You just lost the game 11 comments
hermionegranger · 6 years ago
Son of a-
Is this metasome or wholeta? 7 comments
hermionegranger · 6 years ago
After hours I finally get the joke
Smol head 1 comments
hermionegranger · 6 years ago
I like doing that to everything
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Never was any hope 15 comments
hermionegranger · 6 years ago
Thank goodness I’m the sister
Thank you Jesus for the cell coverage 5 comments
hermionegranger · 6 years ago
The title got a giggle out of me, I choked
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Adults 7 comments
hermionegranger · 6 years ago
I’m 20 and can pass for a 15 year old
Some graffiti in a gas station bathroom 14 comments
hermionegranger · 6 years ago
Sorry but It’s
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What a nightmare feels like 8 comments
hermionegranger · 6 years ago
Or the one in which you wake up but it’s still a dream
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Beauty is only plastic deep 5 comments
hermionegranger · 6 years ago
Who the hell is Michael?
How doe the brain ignore the title? 7 comments
hermionegranger · 6 years ago
EVERY SINGLE TIME
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Psychicpebbles 7 comments
hermionegranger · 6 years ago
Another story is the one when I saw a mouse scurry so I went to grab a broom. The mouse was by the bikes so I started thwacking it. My mom heard the commotion from her room, opened her door and asked me what I was doing. Once I told her she promptly closed her door and started communicating through the door. I kept thwacking until I was sure the mouse was dead. This time I grabbed the mouse but not before wrapping it on paper and plastic bags and took the trash out.
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Psychicpebbles 7 comments
hermionegranger · 6 years ago
My mom and sister are scared of mice so the one who sets the trap and dispose of the mice caught is me. One time my sister went into the kitchen and screamed as if she was going to be murdered so I quickly ran to her and saw that a mouse was stuck to a sticky trap but just barely. I took two bags and grabbed the non-stick part of the trap and put it in the bags. I left it there for a while and then took the bags to throw out. Apparently while I was busy the mouse was able to chew a while through both bags and was close to escaping. I hurriedly went to the elevator, waited in suspense because the mouse was so close to being free. The elevator came and I went in and the mouse jumped down. It became a race between the elevator and it. It was so close but was ultimately caught and I saw the mouse struggle and die. I didn’t have anything to pick him up so I plan was to kick him out. Unfortunately the mouse fell between. The gap the the elevator and first floor.
Speed > Damage 13 comments
hermionegranger · 6 years ago
Damage>Speed
DJ Khaled 3 comments
hermionegranger · 6 years ago
We da best
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Unless they're rude to you, be nice to people in customer service 9 comments
hermionegranger · 6 years ago
I never experienced a ‘broken ice cream machine’
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Dog or hedgehog? 11 comments
hermionegranger · 6 years ago
Rhino
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