I’ve never heard of any of these

I always read your stories until the end because I enjoy them. :)

Man, I love your stories. They’re always entertaining.

Mint chocolate chip

‘;)

And no lotion

Or when you have your card out and they decide to close the door right on your face and then stop at a red light that’s in front of the bus stop and not let you in, even though the bus isn’t full

I had to scroll up to make sure too