hermionegranger

hermionegranger


I will avada kedavra your ass if you get me angry.

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2+2=4-1=3 2 comments
hermionegranger · 5 years ago
Mom telling me to eat bacalao
Me trying not to puke but end up puking
Perspective 5 comments
hermionegranger · 5 years ago
Not really my sisters’ father is 63 and they’re 1 11/12 and 12
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I'm sorry but I could not resist 5 comments
hermionegranger · 5 years ago
That’s some clear piss
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Indeed 1 comments
hermionegranger · 5 years ago
Don’t forget the eggs
You sure about that? 7 comments
hermionegranger · 5 years ago
I just shoot at them from a far enough distance that they don’t detect me
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How do you call Germany in your language? 7 comments
hermionegranger · 5 years ago
Alemania
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This guy on Twitter 6 comments
hermionegranger · 5 years ago
With a knife and fork but cooked
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Anyone got any weird pics to share? 6 comments
hermionegranger · 5 years ago
In more than one way ‘;)
That's you 8 comments
hermionegranger · 5 years ago
I finished
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That's you 8 comments
hermionegranger · 5 years ago
Yeah... I’m supposed to be cleaning out the freezer since ice is blocking
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Money solves all problems 9 comments
hermionegranger · 5 years ago
In my situation it would
Don't show the kids 4 comments
hermionegranger · 5 years ago
No thanks.
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I'll still wait for steam release but nice 15 comments
hermionegranger · 5 years ago
Noice
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Gotdammit, Claire. Take the elevator! 1 comments
hermionegranger · 5 years ago
I remember that day, Mami was pissed she couldn’t watch her novelas.
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It do be like that 7 comments
hermionegranger · 5 years ago
Yeah that’s the thing about me, anytime I get hurt as in jam my hands, I laugh and it dulls the pain
It do be like that 7 comments
hermionegranger · 5 years ago
My sister came in laughing ‘cause I was laughing. Pain makes me laugh
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It do be like that 7 comments
hermionegranger · 5 years ago
Average but my legs folded when I did the splits. Hurt like a mother bleeper
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I don't need sleep, I need answers 9 comments
hermionegranger · 5 years ago
Favorite part of the day when she came on
It do be like that 7 comments
hermionegranger · 5 years ago
What about slipping and accidentally doing the splits? That hurt, happened to me two days ago while taking a shower.
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My plan for world domination begins with... (Predictive text) 62 comments
hermionegranger · 5 years ago
My plan for world domination begins with the baby in a beautiful way and I am not a good friend and a great person and a beautiful woman to me.
I'm a cereal entrepreneur 6 comments
hermionegranger · 5 years ago
It translate to demand
Getting married today, wish me luck fellow ers 9 comments
hermionegranger · 5 years ago
Exactly leverage
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Would you do a sacrifice? 1 comments
hermionegranger · 5 years ago
Me as a gaymer:
This is not a win
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Oh you'll see honey 3 comments
hermionegranger · 5 years ago
Jeepers
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Can't wait to see how the dog looks like 6 comments
hermionegranger · 5 years ago
Sure looks like her
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