The text and the dog's face though

Actually it's because the movie budget was not enough to include a dad.

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All the time

I thought it was one of those prisons

Sure vocabulary....

I always tell this joke to my friend when she's mad at me, 100% of the time she laughs

The last one is the cutest of all of them

I need this in my life

Naw man, I'm just cutting some onions.
Also awww and that is so cute and sweet.

Where has this been all my life!?

What the actual fuck ō-ô

Is that my weave up there? Good heavens I've been searching everywhere!

Locking her in the shed is as bad as her singing 'ding dong, the witch is dead'

So many characters, too little time.

IT'S SO FLUFFY!!!!!

Imagine the faces of the people when they figure out it's not voice activated.