Spoiler Alert! Possibly consider seeing Maptain Carvel Part Deux.

“Last ninja”...that’s what they want you to think.

Welcome to adulthood.

Don’t tell her so she can have a quarter-life crisis like the rest of us.

I’m just gonna leave this here: https://www.moveforhunger.org/the-environmental-impact-of-food-waste/

We lost two ornaments when the tree fell at 2am last night. It was a catastrophe.

He's my new hero.

But is the salami still good?

Send this to the front page!

His girl is probably the one at the far right and those are her friends. He knows where not to look.

Good Guck ;)

Why does he appear to have a phone in his hand?

True for teachers and students.

His face says, "I immediately regret this decision."

No thank you.

Why are you drinking gasoline?

Self defense for anyone*

Save him. Befriend him. Inspire him to do better and make good decisions.

That kid's going places.

Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.

Wear shitty shoes and surprise everyone with your class.

This happened yesterday... except I was the teacher. It was so awkward.

Is that McGruff the crime dog?