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Abstinence is the only way 7 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
I am and this is not it. It's a straw man.
Abstinence is the only way 7 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
Yep, for a different topic and they do not relate to this one.
Abstinence is the only way 7 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
Nice straw man
America's Very First Serial Killer 24 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
These guys get it. We are being told that we should be ashamed today for what our ancestors did in the past. Some how the people of today need to make good for what the people in the past did.
We should all just move back to Africa.
America's Very First Serial Killer 24 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
Shhhhhh you'll be labeled an asshat.
America's Very First Serial Killer 24 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
No, you made an unfounded poorly supported statement. I could just as well say, "I think I could be counted as the first person to bang your mom". Wouldn't really make it true. Or would it?
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America's Very First Serial Killer 24 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
Yeah, because that pussy Genghis Kahn just tickled people to submission.
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His neighbors wouldn't let him build a studio 1 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
Sorry but no. He wants to build a museum dedicated to the special affects industry, a business. His property is zoned residential and the neighbors and city officials won't allow him to rezone due to concerns of traffic and undesirable people coming to the area. So in order to spite these people, Lucas proposed low income housing which would be allowed under current zoning. He doesn't want to help people so much as he's using the project to threaten his neighbors.
He was also turned down for a permit to build the museum in Detroit. But only because he wouldn't agree to the city's extortion demands of a large percentage of the profits.
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Thoughts? 14 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
That post made no mention of mental illness. So the assumption is that all other things being well, grades and skills are what a kid should be focused on.
Thoughts? 14 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
Happiness and mental health don't pay the bills. You want happiness and good mental health? Learn to provide a comfortable stable living for yourself. The best way to do that is education and skill development. I'm sorry but if you think life as a kid sucks wait until you're busting your ass to make a living for your family only to have your 16 year old say they hate you because you won't let them go to a rave on a school night.
Well can you? 97 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
I know guys that had their testicals twisted. That shit was killer. You can't just untwist them. Uuug
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Well can you? 97 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
I read somewhere that doctors are taught to,"flick" a guys pènîs if it starts getting aroused during examinations. I have a vasectomy and was worried about an unexpected boner but lucky for me the thought of my sack being opened up killed any mood.
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I Guess I'm Not The Only One 13 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
Not sure if you're a fan of physics or NASCAR.
Well can you? 97 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
Now I'm happy. :)
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Well can you? 97 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
@rosalinas some times I get sad...
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I Guess I'm Not The Only One 13 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
Those are "rabbits" in my head. They flush out the "wolves" (cops) ahead for me. I've watched many of them get pulled over as I let up,off the gas and let the wolf jump out on the road.
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I Guess I'm Not The Only One 13 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
YEESSSSSS..... I name them and have little back stories for them.
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Well can you? 97 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
The worst part is when it is so hot they stick to your thigh when you get up. Yuck.
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Just imagine planning a party 6 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
Once again that's a stupid analogy. Try this. Let's imagine 20 people live in a house. 5 of them take everything they have and start businesses at their own risk. 3 of those struggle to keep their businesses afloat and 2 become successful enough to hire 10 Roommates. Those 10 get up and work to make enough money to pay their share of the household bills.
That leaves 5 roommates that don't work or have a business of their own. 1 is too young, 1 is too old and 1 is medically unable to work. So what are the other 2 doing? Demanding pizza and insisting that the other 15 people pay for it. And that's how the Senate works.
It's not about what to get on the pizza, it's about who will pay for it and who will actually get to eat the pizza when it arrives.
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Healthy brain 8 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
Something. Something. Watermelon.
Healthy brain 8 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
Yep, you're a genius.
Healthy brain 8 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
Yep. I get all my medical and psycoligical advise from the Internet.
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Found some weed 10 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
Nice tits.
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That semen is a demon 20 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
Not mine. THE INTERWEBS!
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That semen is a demon 20 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
That's not exactly true. It has to have a phosphor in order to "glow". Most laundry detergents have them and you may be right about teeth whiteness. That would be be best explanation.
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