I would assume that's what a Gemini would do

I will scream and burn all that is around me if this thing was even remotely close to my leg. I'm hyperventilating right now

They knew what they were doing....

Dog: I just asked you where are we going not where are you going with your life. Woof!
Human: Samething. So what do you think I should do?
Dog: You need to stop drinking wine and-
Human: So what you're saying is to get wine, perfect!
Dog:

A man that doesn't want any STDs

Yeah, not a single fuck given

Panda Express and PF Chang's their commericals are not memorable. But they do have commercials.

It is a bit odd that everyone else causally looks on. I wonder if this isn't the first time they've seen someone attempted and maybe even succeeded in suicide.

It is sad that some "parents" can't preform or are incapable of teaching their child manners. Yes this based on individual cases and not as a whole but they're too many bad seeds in this world and it all starts in their own home.

And that is why we hire security guards

*He remembered something that he was supposed to do but it's too late and now is contemplating life's decision

Boop on the snoot

I feel bad for the dog. The guy should put a harness on him, he looks like he's choking the poor pooch. Also he looks like a Saint Bernard mix.

You need more fiber in your diet

Today's mood is brought to you by waking up

I have no words just tears

This is clearly your fault. WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD YOU DARE TO PUT ANYTHING HEAVY ON A GLASS TABLE?!?!