It's ruff being a dog. Those butts won't sniff themselves, you know. And now if you don't mind I'm going to sniff your cute butt.

I never knew this shade existed it's beautiful and mysterious

Hoe me hoe me

See you could've been doing that or be just like that successful person right now, I guess you didn't really bother trying at all now did you. Always with the excuses.

Buzz buzz mothafoka!!

Sooo how small is a small exactly?

I would definitely have both of my legs replaced.

Admit it we would all do this given the opportunity.

The most depressing is realizing once your pooch dies you will never be reunited.

Piñatas! The best things are meant to be broken, so you can see what is special on the inside.

Thank you.

Ok, this going to far. I require privacy! What I do behind the door should never be seen to another man. The rituals require absolute concentration.

A lot of foods already contain traces of bugs and animal products so this doesn't bother me. Example: vanilla flavored ice cream comes from the Beaver butt.

PLEASE GO TO YOUTUBE AND FIND ZEFRANK1: MATING OF THE OSTRICH!!
Have fun!!

Well....... That doesn't seem like it will be comfortable nor offer any real protection. The blue Smurf is going to have a story to tell when he goes home. And his innocence was taken.