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All hail the muffin king has returned! *throws assorted muffins into the crowd *— hood Report User
Sorry daddy I've been naughty 8 comments
hood
· 6 years ago
And maybe a paddeling
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I do it 2, 3 or 4 times a day 12 comments
I already know how short mine is 14 comments
hood
· 6 years ago
Wait dose this mean you have no thumbs? Wait dose this mean women don't have thumbs! *mind explodes*
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I already know how short mine is 14 comments
hood
· 6 years ago
Ha jokes on you i read the whole thing.... dose that mean I'm going to turn into a woman now?
Well this one is serious 41 comments
How to make your children hate you 7 comments
hood
· 6 years ago
Hey watermelon is not only healthier but tastier, provides a larger snack, is cheaper and it's also mostly a drink too. Watermelon > cheap chocolate egg
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When you realize a psychopath is sitting next to you at the airport 27 comments
hood
· 6 years ago
Meh the flat bread accepts all (we can start a few pizza based religions and our version of Jewish people will be OG Italians that eat OG square pizzas, you know the traditional way in Italy... also Italy will be the holy land and people will make more pilgrimages to rome and other Italian places XD)
Texting while drunk 1 comments
hood
· 6 years ago
No duck autocorrect! The funding shut is ducking stupid! I'm turning it off!
Tgre its of, fucking tod your it waz shit!
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Tgre its of, fucking tod your it waz shit!
The penguin government need to implement some regulations 7 comments
hood
· 6 years ago
*Accidentally walks into penguin strip club* oh... sorry i thought this was a stri.... oh it is... eh ill pay for a dance why not
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When you realize a psychopath is sitting next to you at the airport 27 comments
hood
· 6 years ago
I believe in the circle, the cardboard and the pizza slicer (the holy trinity, the great one that will answer your prayers in 30min or less or it's free) but I'm accepting of other pizza religions, i just make jokes for the mems, i do believe pineapple is a sin but i accept it's personal preference and won't really judge you, we should all be United by the great flatbread not divided like it's slices, we all one in yhe toppings of the great tonys pizza in the sky!
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He was a nice guy... RIP 3 comments
hood
· 6 years ago
Sad to hear... but you did what you had to do... and most importantly you did it for the memes
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I support this so much! 5 comments
My new favorite thing! 4 comments
hood
· 6 years ago
Hey i have photoshop and basic animation skills so i could make these... probably
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