How to make your children hate you

The one with the spotted top isnt

that's just harsh, i hope they hard back up easter eggs

I would have loved getting a watermelon for Easter.

Hey watermelon is not only healthier but tastier, provides a larger snack, is cheaper and it's also mostly a drink too. Watermelon > cheap chocolate egg

I would be like AH HELL YEAH!!!!!!!! GIVE ME A SPOON AND SOME SALT!!!!

Excuse you ungrateful children, watermelon is amazing