I wanna see what myself in the throws of orgasm looks like....NNERRRARGHARF!!!!.....

PLAY STAIRWAY BRO!

Hate Russia? I think they're nifty. Gotta say Putin is pretty kick ass as a president, I mean he does some f'd things (or at least our media leads us to believe) but it's not double speak like our corrupt government.

Russia now enters the developed/civilized SEXY world.

When you own your own home and you have to constantly re-caulk the back splash so the wall and cabinets don't get ruined from somebody sitting in the sink, then tell me your girl doesn't need it...been there, done that. Better to give that gift and be a hero than the "are you calling me fat" (my wife is 110lbs) conversation.

That poor needs you to buy her one of those make up stations....the table with the mirror and chair. (I know it has an actual name)

That's far from a recipe, I can barely manage a grilled cheese on my own. Like I'm gonna make these now? "Yes grocery clerk, I need some white squares, brown stuff and bananas" how long do you even microwave this for?! GAAL!

I would be much more impressed if it was a hundred dollar bill a a gold dollar coin....just sayin.

I sure miss the good old x-files days...then that x-file movie came out and it made the transition much easier.

Have you seen the people/the stuff that goes on in any Walmart? I call shenanigans, no way Walmart would ban anyone.

That doesn't look like the doll from Annebelle? Is that seriously what this is from?

This is the equivalent to being a baller when your a girl...

If my wife said that....she would have been handed HANDFULS OF PENIS!

Next on Urban Hobo....

Why are they "biologically immortal"?

Wow they were wrong....but in all fairness, who knew he would turn into a white women?

HIGH VOLTAGE!

The struggles....I learned to say "I'm not hungry" and stare longingly at everyone eating...then ask for a tepid glass of water.

I was serious dreading scrolling down...I've seen the, "hey can someone fix this picture P.S." threads before. Glad to see it was good stuff.

Bill gates wears a $10 watch...just sayin'.

What is this from? Thought it was a kids show until....

They sell those at our local supermarkets...they are real and the taste like a cross between strawberries & bananas. They are a 1/3 size of a normal banana.

Baby looks like the Ham-burglar...

Where was this? That's how you demand to have a voice! I'm thinking this was the South America about a year ago?

Betcha can't eat just one!