Maybe he just bought it.

I am saving this for any future sjw I ever see like this.

I mean, you can get another family, but YOU CAN NEVER REPLACE THE MEMES :'(

Fuck, now I can't remember the actual lyrics.

I need that.

Waddles is fucking adorable though.

God dammit. I was having such a nice day waiting to eat enough food to last me a week.

OH Florida, you never disappoint.

The entire time I was just waiting for a pun or something really weird and the girl would stop texting. And when I went into the comments I was expecting a laughing frenzy because this was the plot of a movie or something but nope.

OMG ITS SO CUTE AND FLUFFY

My first thought was block of cocaine. Just goes to show that I have never done drugs.

I don't think I would even care if my dog actually hugged me.

I don't even care if they cost like $50.

Aw fuck this video was so sad I hated those judges.

Aw, this is so adorable no matter how many times I see it.

I hope my worst enemy:
Always walks into a room without knowing why.
Gets the shopping cart with that one annoying wheel.
Has a slow and painful death equivalent to the time I had to deal with their shit without killing them myself.
Bangs their toe on something when trying to sneak into their house quietly.
Always gets the 'unknown item in baggage area' thing.

Satans power keeps it protected. Just look at it.

I quit my life. I don't want to go through this.

I'm the right because I would probably panic a little if I saw that much snow outside in a desert.

Why in the daytime though.