I hope my worst enemy:
Always walks into a room without knowing why.
Gets the shopping cart with that one annoying wheel.
Has a slow and painful death equivalent to the time I had to deal with their shit without killing them myself.
Bangs their toe on something when trying to sneak into their house quietly.
Always gets the 'unknown item in baggage area' thing.
I have a worse one
a sore in your mouth positioned so it brings you immense pain when you move your lower lip at all
otherwise known as my life for the past week
Always walks into a room without knowing why.
Gets the shopping cart with that one annoying wheel.
Has a slow and painful death equivalent to the time I had to deal with their shit without killing them myself.
Bangs their toe on something when trying to sneak into their house quietly.
Always gets the 'unknown item in baggage area' thing.
a sore in your mouth positioned so it brings you immense pain when you move your lower lip at all
otherwise known as my life for the past week