human_number1229

human_number1229


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Matilda sits in my mum's car all year round 2 comments
human_number1229 · 3 years ago
I’m in me mum’s car...
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Road trip 3 comments
human_number1229 · 4 years ago
Guys! We just exploded a BUS.
That was being attacked by
DEMON
TRIPLET
MATH TEACHERS
There are so many things to worry about in this world... Damn 10 comments
human_number1229 · 4 years ago
*me thinking that when they started talking about war waging plants they were going to bring up Ents*
Everyone who wears glasses can relate 6 comments
human_number1229 · 4 years ago
Twist the ear loops so they crisscross in front of your ears, it honestly does wonders to prevent your glasses from fogging up
Harry Potter and the Predictive Text Game for the Truly bored 40 comments
human_number1229 · 4 years ago
Harry Potter and the time you go pick up your chicken sandwich and then go get back to the house
Sounds like quarantine haha
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Sometimes all you have are tubes and time 4 comments
human_number1229 · 4 years ago
They remind me of Davy Jones’s crew
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ohhh 2 comments
human_number1229 · 4 years ago
That’s what ALL tea is Uncle
Employee of the month, as far as I'm concerned 1 comments
human_number1229 · 4 years ago
They did this on how it should have ended
But will she be coming in to work tomorrow? [Epitaph Autocomplete Game] 39 comments
human_number1229 · 4 years ago
Here lies me. She was so excited to see you when you get home.
So sad, like a dog who died waiting for her owner to get back :(
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Secret meeting 1 comments
human_number1229 · 4 years ago
The nursing home where I used to work had a few cats that lived there and they loved to sit in the linen closets, unfortunately they were kept locked and only the housekeeping staff and a few of the CNAs had the keys. More than once I opened the closet to put things away and a cat who had been trapped in there for who knows how long would scurry out
You know things aren't well when Florida man is doing good in the news 3 comments
human_number1229 · 4 years ago
My cousin was a part of the team that designed these shields!
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Relax 6 comments
human_number1229 · 4 years ago
No act of charity goes unresented
Me either 15 comments
human_number1229 · 4 years ago
Makes sense, but serious question. Why do you need to be sorted into houses for sports competitions? Do you only compete against other houses within your school or do you go up against teams from other schools as well?
Doesn't work for me though 5 comments
human_number1229 · 4 years ago
Fun fact, your pupil is actually a hole in the opaque layers of your eye, surrounded by the iris (the colored part) which is a muscle that controls the size and shape of the lens of the eye. This is what causes your pupil dilate or constrict. So you are flexing for your crush, you’re just flexing your iris which is still pretty dope
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Nine-nine! 2 comments
human_number1229 · 4 years ago
I read it in his voice
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Why are they doing this ? 2 comments
human_number1229 · 5 years ago
And her name shall be Linda!!
Damn me 2 comments
human_number1229 · 5 years ago
I had always heard it as orthostatic hypotension, not tachycardia
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home 10 comments
human_number1229 · 5 years ago
I’m not sure what street it’s on, but House’s apartment number is even 221 B
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Timing can be a beautiful thing 4 comments
human_number1229 · 5 years ago
I bet those two are never ever ever getting back together
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Who is going to be ? 43 comments
human_number1229 · 5 years ago
Supergirl... I think I’ll be okay
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$200 Flashlight 40 comments
human_number1229 · 6 years ago
That is not a flashlight. That is the bat signal
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Tinder in 1865 8 comments
human_number1229 · 6 years ago
I'm from Aroostook County! :D
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Melting 9 comments
human_number1229 · 6 years ago
Moisturize me
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Quebec owning Christmas 10 comments
human_number1229 · 6 years ago
Quebec is my favorite city in the world. It's absolutely beautiful, and just the right mix of modern and historical. This picture is stunning
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