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Olga does not f*ck about 5 comments
hunk_o_junk · 2 years ago
French Saints: Oh, she miraculously cured me of blindness!
Holy Roman Empire Saints: We prayed to that guy and he delivered us from drought!
Irish Saints: He got rid of all the snakes!
Russian Saint...
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*Trying intensities* 7 comments
hunk_o_junk · 2 years ago
I'm not even an introvert and this happens all the time. If I just got back from a long exciting trip and someone asks "How was your trip?" I've learned that nearly everyone wants the single sentence answer, not the actual info about any of the exciting things that happened. It's as if people need to acknowledge that they know you were on a trip, but don't want the answer to the question they asked.
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Don't deserve Jared [buying wine at the movies] 7 comments
hunk_o_junk · 2 years ago
-Buys a drink for someone despite him/her initially refusing
-Won't take "No" for an answer and insists on sitting next to someone

Jared is the guy that women always call a stalker and/or creeper.
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Ain't I Right 1 comments
hunk_o_junk · 2 years ago
People promoting communism seem to think that after communism is adopted, their role will still be "communist activist/influencer." Wait 'til they discover that the hammer and sickle represent industrial and agricultural LABOR.
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Nicolas Ferrial aka Triboulet, a jester fit to die of old age 8 comments
hunk_o_junk · 2 years ago
He didn't starve because after a few days of people sawing at his neck, that's what killed him. But, it was such a prolonged and tortuous way to go, that "he died a very old man indeed." He didn't expire of natural old age, as we normally construe "die of old age."
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True 1 comments
hunk_o_junk · 2 years ago
Then the United States would leave in a hurried panic, leaving behind all sorts of valuable resources to be used by the the United States, at the expense of the United States' taxpayers.
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Self defense rush!!!!!! 16 comments
hunk_o_junk · 2 years ago
Not all Americans own firearms. In fact, I'll bet not even a majority do. Most people rely on the "fingers crossed" method. If you think about it, it's better for people who won't get trained in the use of firearms to not have them.
Nicolas Ferrial aka Triboulet, a jester fit to die of old age 8 comments
hunk_o_junk · 2 years ago
In the novel "Shogun," The Samurai who became Shogun sentenced his rival to die of old age. That rival was buried up to his neck, there was a bamboo saw nearby, and passersby were allowed to take a saw at his neck. He died eventually, a very old man indeed.
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oops 10 comments
hunk_o_junk · 2 years ago
A sign of things to come.
R34 of a raccoon? Np. 7 comments
hunk_o_junk · 2 years ago
My house had an encyclopedia. There was certainly a photo of a racoon in it.
Funny hat though? Forget about it.
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A tale of two nations 12 comments
hunk_o_junk · 2 years ago
Nobody else likes basketball (Massachusetts 1891) or volleyball (Massachusetts 1895)?
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Pls no hurt me 10 comments
hunk_o_junk · 2 years ago
One example is how the Irish-British tension in Northern Ireland usually is described as "Catholic-Protestant" conflict. But, it's really between the Irish who believe the British are interlopers seizing Irish land, and British who believe they colonized land that was obtained far in the past and it's no longer Irish. The Irish and British are culturally Catholic and Protestant. But, the struggle gets painted as religious.

If you read quotes from Hitler, he was decidedly anti-Christian, despite people assigning some religious connotation to him because his mom took him to church as a child. Stalin and Pol Pot were some more atheists who didn't do much for atheists' reputation as peace-loving.
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hunk_o_junk · 2 years ago
It's too bad that some people can't stop at "Appreciate the mysteries and wonders of our group," and have to continue on to "Your group is garbage."
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Single-serve deep-dish chocolate-chip ultra-hyphenated cookie 10 comments
hunk_o_junk · 2 years ago
I thought my comment was obtuse enough to obviously be a joke, but voila...I was wrong.
Single-serve deep-dish chocolate-chip ultra-hyphenated cookie 10 comments
hunk_o_junk · 2 years ago
Who is Viola? Or is it referencing the musical instrument?
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Gotta have a backup plan 3 comments
hunk_o_junk · 2 years ago
"...and Frosted Flakes residuals."
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Nah, it'll be fine 5 comments
hunk_o_junk · 2 years ago
They're making rules for *others*, not themselves. You can't expect them to thrive and make good decisions while following the diet they recommend to the population, and force onto school districts (well, just if they want to receive the federal money that gets taken from the taxpayers in that school district).
Wow, you could hide 3 whole Saddam Husseins in there 10 comments
hunk_o_junk · 2 years ago
I was thinking you could put a ceiling at the same height as a normal closet (use for mundane storage), then put another ceiling above that and use the secret space for secret storage.
Totes adorbs 4 comments
hunk_o_junk · 2 years ago
My daughter was so excited to see "Brave" at age 16 that she sewed a Merida costume.
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They gotta eat first 2 comments
hunk_o_junk · 2 years ago
Maybe she realizes that she's too hungry at the moment to...ummm...put her whole heart into it.
I found it funny that a dude living in a cave for 20 years decided to vaccinate as soon 4 comments
hunk_o_junk · 2 years ago
Then again, if you're going to use a 20-year cave hermit as your guide, you'll be making a lot of other decisions differently as well.
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I see this as an absolute win 4 comments
hunk_o_junk · 2 years ago
I lost 45 pounds in 2020, and had a lot of clothes that fit again so I didn't need to buy anything new.
Happy Almost Friday! 15 comments
hunk_o_junk · 2 years ago
It's a surprise tool that will help us later.
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The crab bucket 6 comments
hunk_o_junk · 2 years ago
The way it was understood in my corporate career: The one crab who gets to the edge and begins pulling himself up gets pulled back down by the others.
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Difference between supporting something, and thinking everyone should be forced to comply 11 comments
hunk_o_junk · 2 years ago
tl;dr: We must mandate vaccines (that aren't FDA approved) to prevent the unvaccinated from infecting vaccinated people because the vaccine isn't effective.
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