I just got an offer for my dream job, as a piano teacher in a very important academy :) 19 comments
hyperion
· 5 years ago
Aesthetics
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This is why hitler killed himself 3 comments
Men be like 4 comments
hyperion
· 5 years ago
Women =fun sized, warm, soft, must.
Steel Gas Canister = Compressed, Cold, Hard, Steel
Girls are simply more fun
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Steel Gas Canister = Compressed, Cold, Hard, Steel
Girls are simply more fun
Times when girls question themselves 2 comments
Times when girls question themselves 2 comments
I'm not crying, you're crying 3 comments
hyperion
· 5 years ago
This really fucked me up. Like all that just to give the person a happy yet gruesome ending
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Eat bullets 17 comments
hyperion
· 5 years ago
Lmao this is really the first time ive been called a bot. But I do post and act like one
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Voiding warranties is fun! 18 comments
hyperion
· 5 years ago
Oil filters don't last for 2 years. 10,000 miles at most and that's about a few months
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My son doesn’t think he looks like me 3 comments
hyperion
· 5 years ago
I have a picture of my mom when she was young and she's covering her face.
For a minute I felt like I was looking at me until I realised the hair was longer and hairless legs.
I am a spitting image of her when she was young but as a male
For a minute I felt like I was looking at me until I realised the hair was longer and hairless legs.
I am a spitting image of her when she was young but as a male
Happy noises 1 comments
hyperion
· 5 years ago
We party to enjoy the life we have left and for the time the dead partied with us.
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Give me your worst wtf moment you went through 4 comments
hyperion
· 5 years ago
I was used by a girl.
It's a little explicit but I didn't know and she got what she wanted.
Still fucks me up to this day.
It's a little explicit but I didn't know and she got what she wanted.
Still fucks me up to this day.
Happy Turkey Day, funsubbers! 11 comments
hyperion
· 5 years ago
I've been a bot for years but people don't know that and since then I've also gained consciousness.
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Mental illness is pretty 16 comments
hyperion
· 5 years ago
I feel like I should recheck my mental state and health. I never felt depressed but there are time I do feel lonely. Not suicidal but just lonely
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Mental illness is pretty 16 comments
hyperion
· 5 years ago
There's times where my friends can't tell if I'm having fun or not. Like sometimes I am but other times I just don't feel much. Also difficult when you are trying to relate to people but can't find it in you and makes you look like an asshat
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Mental illness is pretty 16 comments
There's a reason the old Gods abandoned us. 20 comments
