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Kids menu 17 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
What the hell is a bagel dog? A sliced bagel with baloney in the middle?
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Fun in funeral 8 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Well it is a funeral after all. Just stuff two bodies in the coffin.
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Always did this for fun 6 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
I have the challenge mod so I can just duel them legally. And I do it with fists so they'll know how much I hate them.
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Dog girl 7 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
the dogs or the people?
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Humans are scared of mouse 6 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
That's because something that small is a responsibility the dog knows it can't handle
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Discrimination 16 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Mash up all these ingredients and you get that abomination you call pizza. It's so weird.
Discrimination 16 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Pizza in general is really weird. Bread and certain kinds of cheese go well together but not mozzarella. Mozzarella doesn't taste good at all actually. Most cheese and tomato sauce taste good. Plain tomato sauce and bread don't go well together, but seasoned tomato sauce and bread are good (like spaghetti sauce). Meat tends to go well with all of the above.
Now let's add acidic fruit into the equation. When I say "fruit" I really mean "acidic fruit" as in "citrus and pineapple and whatever" not "sweet apples or lychee or mango".
Dried fruit and bread are nice but wet fruit and bread is not. Fruit and tomato sauce are not good, same with fruit and cheese. Non acidic fruit and the previous items are good together but not acidic fruits. I honestly don't know how fruit and meat would taste. I've had apple sausage and that's good but that's apples, not pineapple or orange. I don't think fruit in general taste good with spicy things though (sausage, pepperoni).
Discrimination 16 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
IS A MOOSHREUM
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Hamburger facts 43 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Only 15k?
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Chicken sleeping 6 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
bawk bawk bawk THA FHAAAAAK
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he aTe taBLES 2 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
What's the extra small "A" doing? That doesn't fit into anything.
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Very skilled at pottery 5 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Honestly it's really easy. The hardest part is knowing what you want the end result to look like. If you don't have a perfect picture in mind, your project is fucked from the start. The speed of this shows the craftsman's skill but actually throwing and working clay on a wheel is very easy.
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Applies to Electric Company and Water Works too 5 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Not necessarily because utilities don't inherently lend themselves to opening themselves to competition because they require extensive physical infrastructure whereas farms, banks, and manufacturing don't need immediate local access. They can buy property in fuckthatistan and still provide you with service.
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I'd be pleased as pie with 5/20 16 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Looks like I'm dying alone
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God damn 4 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Where the hell do you get a forty dollar bill?
Just a tidbit 7 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Do you not mine your lawn to keep those gosh darn whippersnappers and their milkshakes out of it?
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You Will Always Be Remembered 2 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
He doesn't look like he's in his seventies.
How can anyone prefer this system? 32 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Actually now that I think about it, there is no reason to use Celsius. The only metric where C is useful is for water freezing and boiling but anywhere else it might be relevant, K is much more applicable.
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How can anyone prefer this system? 32 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Celc might be better in the scientific realm (except kelvin is superior in that regard) but Fahr is exceedingly superior in the everyday practical application.
0C is kinda cold. 100C is literally dead, almost double the world record for hottest ambient temperature.
0F is really cold to 100F which is really hot but both are easily survivable. Just not all that comfortable.
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How can anyone prefer this system? 32 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Fahrenheit is far superior. All else falls short to metric.
The realistic wax Robin Williams 4 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
And dementia
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome 5 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
That's a fantastic way to ruin the temper on and possibly warp that knife.
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'judge rules man's car his home' 1 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Honestly the open container thing is so fucking stupid. Just check the damn driver for alcohol breath. If he's clean, the whole car's clean. A drunk passenger is no more distracting than a twitchy and bitchy twelve year old. Probably less so actually because you can yell at them to shut the fuck up and slap them when in today's world you can't raise a hand against anyone under 18 without being called a child molester or whatever.
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Bigweld out here lookin like a snack 7 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
I thought I hallucinated this whole thing
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Teaching Knife defense...With an unruly student 16 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Why in gods name would you ever try for a knife disarm. That's probably the worst thing you could do besides just walking right into the outstretched blade.
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