Origami towels 8 comments
i_b_doff
· 8 years ago
Can someone find the instructions, PLEASE ?!?!
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Do you event lift 12 comments
i_b_doff
· 8 years ago
I would love to spurt my unfertilized man gravy all over her gorgeous turd cutter !!!
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You have to look at it a few times 21 comments
Since when does Hillary Clinton have a snapchat?? 11 comments
i_b_doff
· 8 years ago
fap fap fap fap . . . ooooh, look at her drool . . . fap fap fap fap fap !!!
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When you tear your pectoral muscle 8 comments
i_b_doff
· 8 years ago
Ive seen this happen in person, it was almost like his pec was a womans stomach during child birth . . . huge, bulging and boom . . . just flat. He was doing 695, it required surgery and a year recovery.
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How? 12 comments
i_b_doff
· 8 years ago
This is easy really, you just steal the souls of two gay guys having sex and install them through a USB cord, boom, Pokémon on your old phone !!!
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Mario :O 7 comments
i_b_doff
· 8 years ago
Hes not bald, that is friction marks from all the thighs he gets between. Everyone knows Mario is Italian and as an Italian I can attest to our love of eating the bearded clam almost as much as we love to eat pasta !!!
Woah 7 comments
How to walk on water 6 comments
i_b_doff
· 8 years ago
Look at the dirty pillows on the two blondes, I would love to spill my baby seed all over them both !!!
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Pokemon Go 7 comments
i_b_doff
· 8 years ago
Wait a month and see . . . just wait, it'll happen if I have to do my own amateur shoot !!! I'll call it "Pokeherchutes".
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They opened up shop at the local Pokestop 22 comments
i_b_doff
· 8 years ago
These guys are probably on the picture in dictionary next to "Pokémon players" and "virgins"...
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Me irl 3 comments
i_b_doff
· 8 years ago
Yes, this !!! I have such a morbid and dark sense of humor . . . I get this look all the time from the old ball and chain.
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Her father kept this secret for 13 years 14 comments
i_b_doff
· 8 years ago
Dont worry, I will ruin that before long. I come off as highly abrasive, somewhat offensive and downright incorrigible. Some people get me, some don't, I speak my mind and could care less.
The protector 15 comments
i_b_doff
· 8 years ago
I was married to one and dated strippers for years, not all of them are bad people. Its easy money and if you have the body, you might as well use it to your advantage.
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The protector 15 comments
i_b_doff
· 8 years ago
I would eat an undigested kernel of corn out of her turd cutter . . . shes HOT !!!
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Exquisite 22 comments
No Pokemon go meme beats this one 3 comments
i_b_doff
· 8 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!! I am almost ashamed of why I know what that couch is from . . . almost !!!
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It's a disgrace on our treatment of police when citizens feel the need to protect 5 comments
i_b_doff
· 8 years ago
I guess this didn't make mainstream media because the protectors are black and the cops aren't shooting them...
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