When you see it 40 comments
iamacompleteturd
· 10 years ago
Oh my god i know. That tie with that shirt? PLAID? Pinstripe? Ugh. This whole post is a fashion disaster.
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Meet Bob the square 10 comments
Meet Bob the square 10 comments
mmm Maltesers 27 comments
iamacompleteturd
· 11 years ago
I think we have maltesers now because i found some in fresh and easy
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Admit Something Nobody Knows About You (Don't Use Names For Privacy Reasons) 1107 comments
iamacompleteturd
· 11 years ago
Each month i get one night where i lock myself and my room and cry. I never tell anyone my problems and store all my negativity away so i cry and thats how i make myself feel better getting it out of my system. Then i'm positive :)
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Ask FunSubstance a Question 548 comments
iamacompleteturd
· 11 years ago
Thank you good sir or madam. You have marked the error in my ways. Again I thank you for pointing out my mistake and correcting my spelling of potato. You have encouraged me to write most eloquently in the future.
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Ask FunSubstance a Question 548 comments
iamacompleteturd
· 11 years ago
WHOO! How many potatoes can you potatoe in a potatoe? This is serious answer it.
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You Done F**ked Up 19 comments
iamacompleteturd
· 11 years ago
Small dog: hey baby i missed you
Turtle: shut up you bi-
Big dog: WUT ARE YOU DOING TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND
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Turtle: shut up you bi-
Big dog: WUT ARE YOU DOING TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND
Never mess with a nice guy 9 comments
iamacompleteturd
· 11 years ago
Im typically really nice but rub me the wrong way and i will make confetti and a banner saying fuck you while hitting you with a bat and then i will proceed to walk out with my middle fingers held high
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Things to do before you die 11 comments
One for the ladies 69 comments
The more you know 12 comments
iamacompleteturd
· 11 years ago
I just told my sister and we just stared at each other for a long time
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Tumblr text compilations 13 comments
He comes from space! 8 comments
The tough life of an artist 16 comments
A MESSAGE FOR EVERYONE! 48 comments