I can somewhat regularly (maybe 10-15% of the time) open the microwave door after the countdown ends but before the timer sounds.

I have a shirt that says "I lost The Game". Most people are ignorant to its meaning but occasionally some people will get upset about it. It makes me happy.

After thinking about this situation for a few years, I have decided that in a fight between Goku and Saitama, Saitama would win. However, it would take Saitama 2 punches to kill/defeat Goku. And Saitama would be overjoyed to find an opponent who could withstand one of his punches. And Goku would continually come back to life in order to challenge Saitama again.

“Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow,
Turn this stupid, fat rat yellow.”

'fuck-ton' is another

Maybe you met an immortal

His initials are BLT!!!

Me: Actually, she is; I'm just a terrible employee.

10.6 m/s

The wedding aside, trucks that big in water and mud that deep is a real thing. This is a real sport that not only rednecks do. They make their trucks as huge as possible and add winches and snorkels and shit then go as fast as they can through an obstacle course. When they get stuck they need a fucking backhoe or bulldozer to get out.

We had a similar thing happen except the sub didn't give a fuck and we were discussing quantum computers and space time and other topics of like nature.

I know this isn't the message portrayed but I read it as the materials to make the dress cost $0.60 not that she got paid $0.60 to make it.

I tell them to stop after 2.

the spine should be on the other side of the book. if they're trying to imitate true manga it should be read right to left.

fire isn't plasma. it's a chemical reaction that gives off light.