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talent 3 comments
iasinme · 1 year ago
I can somewhat regularly (maybe 10-15% of the time) open the microwave door after the countdown ends but before the timer sounds.
Gaping bitter omniscient Loris 32 comments
iasinme · 1 year ago
I have a shirt that says "I lost The Game". Most people are ignorant to its meaning but occasionally some people will get upset about it. It makes me happy.
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Maybe you will find an opportunity to use this 8 comments
iasinme · 1 year ago
After thinking about this situation for a few years, I have decided that in a fight between Goku and Saitama, Saitama would win. However, it would take Saitama 2 punches to kill/defeat Goku. And Saitama would be overjoyed to find an opponent who could withstand one of his punches. And Goku would continually come back to life in order to challenge Saitama again.
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I accept the plague from thee, ma' Lord 3 comments
iasinme · 1 year ago
“Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow,
Turn this stupid, fat rat yellow.”
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At one extreme is 0 K. At the other extreme is this 5 comments
iasinme · 2 years ago
'fuck-ton' is another
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Customer is god right? 2 comments
iasinme · 2 years ago
Maybe you met an immortal
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The neck 12 comments
iasinme · 3 years ago
His initials are BLT!!!
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I'd be into this version 23 comments
iasinme · 3 years ago
I've thought about this and if there's a 'welcome' mat, it might count as an invitation to the vampire. Basically a loophole.
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it's a trap RUN 2 comments
iasinme · 3 years ago
Me: Actually, she is; I'm just a terrible employee.
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Canadian physics 7 comments
iasinme · 3 years ago
10.6 m/s
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Southern wedding 12 comments
iasinme · 5 years ago
The wedding aside, trucks that big in water and mud that deep is a real thing. This is a real sport that not only rednecks do. They make their trucks as huge as possible and add winches and snorkels and shit then go as fast as they can through an obstacle course. When they get stuck they need a fucking backhoe or bulldozer to get out.
I want to be in that class -_- 9 comments
iasinme · 5 years ago
We had a similar thing happen except the sub didn't give a fuck and we were discussing quantum computers and space time and other topics of like nature.
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The workers work 12 hours a day and their income is less than a dollar 12 comments
iasinme · 5 years ago
I know this isn't the message portrayed but I read it as the materials to make the dress cost $0.60 not that she got paid $0.60 to make it.
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"I ain't sayin' Bless You no more" 6 comments
iasinme · 5 years ago
I tell them to stop after 2.
For all of you Christian manga readers 6 comments
iasinme · 6 years ago
the spine should be on the other side of the book. if they're trying to imitate true manga it should be read right to left.
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Four elements are the four states 7 comments
iasinme · 6 years ago
fire isn't plasma. it's a chemical reaction that gives off light.
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