i'd think coughing this up would have hurt like hell

@pokethebear i'm searching for the quote, but i think i read it in an actual book/magazine, but i'll keep looking

@sunflowers actually, removing the lifevests in any other situation that is not an emergency is breaking the law. What happens in an emergency when someone that needs it and it's been used for "fun"? what happens if there's an emergency and the kid has inflated it in the plane as it's sinking? he's not going to excape as the bouyancy will prevent him from getting out, now that's funny

that's worse if they confiscated the pins but not the grenade

she may actually be playing on a reporter's words, he wrote that the Great Wall of China can be seen from the moon, when he was question about it not being true, his response was "well, you can see the moon from the wall"

fyi, his name is peanut

so she's just attention seekin "woah is me" bitch

thanks @xvarnah, didn't think it needed to be clarified, but you understood it.

so top of the head looks like a lactating nipple, the mouth a urine vomit, or just diarrhea out the butt?

which end does his juice come out of?

some awesome stuff on that site, will do a little shopping

exactly, i guess the architect wasn't local

where for researcg purposes may i find such a ring? i've successfully used a paper clip before

you should always take scissors seriously, more importantly, never run with scissors, or run away with them too

keys don't have the strength to unlock handcuffs when this small

i saw it just a couple days ago, part of a FB collection, but love it