iccarus

iccarus

Everyday seems to get a little harder to smile and say "i'm fine, everything is ok"
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Zorro, the tri-pod cat, and the couple who are definitely not getting a third cat 5 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
says "never heard of no privacy in the bathroom" while holding a mobile phone in the shower, like, wtf?
Who realized first? 3 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
the cat did, and just sat back gleefully happy at the chaos it created
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Argentavis magnificens is the largest known bird ever to have existed 7 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
also known as "Last Shadow"
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Ummm yeah 12 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
it's less steps, don't have to hide, don't have to sneak around, just have to make sure that your partner knows
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*sad Europe noises* 3 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
is the Area 51 thing supposed to be happening again, or is someone using internet explorer?
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Ancient Egyptians using hieroglyphics to flirt (Circa ~2,632 BC) 4 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
oh it's wine glasses, I thought looked like legs
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Sophie turner as morticia addams 13 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
the boob closer to the heart gets more blood and is normally bigger, i've seen drastic size differences. I know nipples aren't dots, but big areolas are kind of scary
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guys on dating apps don’t get my humor smh 2 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
i'd date you
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Well girls we did it, sexism is no more! 8 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
poo!
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Apple right? 13 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
yeah sure, the apple is right, like the mother that beat her toddler, the father tried to get custody, but the toddler stayed with the mother, court orders.
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Well girls we did it, sexism is no more! 8 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
you mean the slight of hand when the banker swipes the cash?
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What would you name your child? 4 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
Jeff Bezos
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After the raid is over 4 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
named Woody
The avengers before it was cool 3 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
Sean Connery took this role, not understanding the script, after turning down Morpheus in the Matrix and Gandalf in LOTR, regretting both. Lord of the Rings he would have taken home $400-700+m that included a percentage of ticket sales
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Poor poor boots 7 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
I'm guessing Harris must've had a great discount for service personnel
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Well girls we did it, sexism is no more! 8 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
Monopoly, it's still the game of where the rich get richer, and the poor suffer
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Every goddamn time 3 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
where's his neck?
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This glass with birds 8 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
in many ways i have, but of the sons that would have been the estranged one, I'm the only one that visits
Sophie turner as morticia addams 13 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
@mialinay why am i thinking you see nipples as really big?
I just found out my brother-in-law cheated on my sister 4 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
like Snape
This glass with birds 8 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
o.O news of my death have been greatly mistaken, that's my doofus cousin, Icarus, I'm Iccarus
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Disney starts filming the X-Men Reboot (2019) 3 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
so just needed a bath
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This glass with birds 8 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
fake, the image would be inverted
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This game will be a technological masterpiece. The amount of effort, science and data 23 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
what's really make the game, is that it's perpetually played, whoever starts out as "it", finds someone, then they start finding others. then whoever is the last to be found, gets a prize, donated by all players and begins the next round as the first