iccarus

iccarus


Everyday seems to get a little harder to smile and say "i'm fine, everything is ok"

— iccarus Report User
Wigs 13 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
i'm trying to convince as many girls as possible to stop wearing underwear, but can only do it one at a time
Welcome back, smol friend 21 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
yay, more planets
Screw men and their, pulls card from a hat... Toothbrushes 3 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
btw, the answer is "no"
Welcome back, smol friend 21 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
can barely see pluto with telescopes, yet you can see all the asteroids and debris in it's orbit, amazing
When you buy some cheap material 4 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
awkward explaining that
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My spirit animal 6 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
out lives all his competition: "who's ugly now fuckboy?"
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Some Prague city worker figured out how to troll tourists IRL 8 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
thanks, someone must have added it, what i saw showed nothing
The police 6 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
and looks like most of the carpark is empty
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Welcome back, smol friend 21 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
Where's that member who kept trying to convince everyone Pluto wasn't a planet?
Any thoughts on this ? 12 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
yeah, "tickle"
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Took me a sec to realize 11 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
i did, but i forgot, comes with age
Took me a sec to realize 11 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
bit of both, why teach arabic numbers to kids that aren't arabic?
Some Prague city worker figured out how to troll tourists IRL 8 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
it doesn't link to anything, so people keep trying but get nothing
Just take your hand there and it's clitorUS 5 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
i can help you with that
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Congrats 1 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
let your grandma have her confetti, when she's gone, you'll see this celebration and be sad
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Shut up Karen 6 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
that's what Christians do, they take one verson only, and use that as their argument
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Took me a sec to realize 11 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
only if you can force to teach Christianity to the Arabic kids, i mean, that's fair isn't it?
Well played 2 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
you can actually buy real skeletons for this, be much better and confuse everyone
Wigs 13 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
i started wearing underwear and now everyone is wearing them, big mistake, i prefer knowing everyone is going commando
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Went to an animal sanctuary the other day. This guy was loving the snuggles 4 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
poor guy was probably hoping to be adopted
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Currently looking for a potential repost 3 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
did Evergreen College have a no people of colour day?
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Froggo Fren #44/Spooktober Day 23 - Mutant Frog 3 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
at least he watches what he eats
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Sing it loud 5 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
looks like the remote vibrator was turned on "high"
Double standards, double equality, easy 12 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
unpopular opinion: This is why equalality will never truly exist, if a girl punches a guy back, she's acting in self defense and is a strong indivual, a guy does it, he's an asshole and gets arrested. Having been in a relationship where my exgf was violent, to the point of trying to cut my throat, never did i hit her back. after getting arrested and paying a fine for carrying a card knife into court by accident, I asked the judge if she knew why i was there, she said it was a domestic violence matter. I told her "correct, i'm the victim, next time i will strike back in self defence before calling the police due to this fine" she was not impressed. When asked why i would do it, I asked her "is it self defense, yes or no", she responded "yes", I paid my fine and left.
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Ummm yeah 12 comments
iccarus · 5 years ago
@karlboll can you post a copy of the contract you have in relationships, i need some pointers