iccarus

iccarus


Everyday seems to get a little harder to smile and say "i'm fine, everything is ok"

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How do you even respond to that? 1 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
he seems a little insecure to be messaging some dude he doesn't know and asking about this
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The price will blow your mind! 4 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
A. They both painted the ceiling
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The price will blow your mind! 4 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
Q. What does Kurt Cobain and Michelangelo have in common?
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My memes are safe 11 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
nice
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It still haunts me since 2006 6 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
just told them I knew what was wrong, not going to say i held in a fart and it backfired.
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It still haunts me since 2006 6 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
held a fart in 3rd row of a guest speaker in a packed auditorium, bad idea, it bubbled up, caused intense pain, eventually some toxic gas escaped and for literally people were coughing and covering their noses. when a few people left, i took the opportunity to leave also. However, now having stomach pains, and feeling light headed, I walked towards the glass door as my vision was collapsing. Thinking "just walk straight, you'll get to the door". but no, I kicked a chair leg, fell on my face. Where upon two people helped me up to get fresh air. As i collapsed again, one asked if i needed a seat, pointing to chairs, "not on that" i responded. "oh"
So off to the toilet, one guy outside, me in there, and a rush, "are you throwing up?"
"no"
"oh"
"i'm fine, just let me rest"
door opens, closes, finally alone, let out a massive rush of god knows what, then a female voice "is he ok?"
great, gotta finish and go outside. get asked all sorts of questions, if it's drugs, things like that
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Truly easy rider 6 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
I ride a motorbike, today was 30 degrees Celcius, 86 Farenheit, wore my boots, kevlar jeans, heavy leather jacket and full faced helmet and gloves, stinking hot when stationary, but wouldn't wear shorts on the hottest days.
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Good old Dave 1 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
the cops knew who did it, but couldn't find enough evidence, they do know they have been killed in street violence
Trash 8 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
give them a punch in the head from all of us
Trash 8 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
true, i hope that the shelter refused to hand them another temporary dog
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Watermelons 2 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
mph
Gotta apply on CSI 3 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
agreed, he realised it was a train station, which train station, waited for her to show up one day and followed her home, worldofbuzz com/26yo-man-uses-reflection-in-pop-idols-eye-to-find-out-where-she-lives-sexually-assaults-her/
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Paper for the tiolet 6 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
neutral evil and chotic evil should be switched
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TMI 8 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
lube yes, not the desensitizing stuff though
Perfection 3 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
both
These "heart shaped balloons" 10 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
bwahaha
It hurts 3 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
harder to forget than to move on. certain things remind me of her, phrases, words, smells and sights. even this post brings them back.
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These "heart shaped balloons" 10 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
so as a "mrs", your advice is to blow slow?
The way these systems are mounted on the wall 6 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
i'd like to know the mounting hardware for this setup
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Society, yes 12 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
i'd never plug a found usb into a work computer, but then i found a usb
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TMI 8 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
the way he says it means he's taken up to 8 inches, but go gentle
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Science finally went too far 5 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
so what part of the "spectrum" are they on?
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TMI 8 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
he knew what he was saying
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Society, yes 12 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
your own computer?