iccarus

iccarus


Everyday seems to get a little harder to smile and say "i'm fine, everything is ok"

— iccarus Report User
How to flirt on Halloween 8 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
for the same reason you asked
What car hit you mam? 1 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
Honda Accord
How to flirt on Halloween 8 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
you'll never watch "Hotel Transylvania" the same, bleh bleh bleh
Amazing 4 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
no, i just use one square, i like the illusion that there's toilet paper in between when i wipe myself
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Just got off a 100 mile stretch on the highway and noticed this 5 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
it's the left, it's the clutch
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Whats the problem here? 7 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
even though tobacco kills after 20-40 years of smoking, vaping is doing it after 2-3 years
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Balloon animal skill: 100 2 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
she blows well
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A knight resists the seduction of a wench (1511) 4 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
i think i saw this anime somewhere
100% did not expect a response 1 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
c'mon, gotta know if he got a date
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The dude complaining 20 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
common courtesy amongst strangers is lost on most people. Instead of feeling sorry for the ones that lost a loved one, people are more concerned about their own comfort.
Spine whip 17 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
just like the military, you don't volunteer, you get volunteered
Spine whip 17 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
you volunteer them
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Weekly Dose of Epicness #1 2 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
lost it at the pumpkins lol
Spine whip 17 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
you'll need volunteers
The dude complaining 20 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
so if given the choice, you'd put the comfort of others sitting next to a dead body, which they don't, you'd make the grieving family have to travel to another state to get the body back? very considerate of you.
The man & ... The legend ! 11 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
hope he has a good paying job
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Yeah! Science 6 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
wavelengths, redshift
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Reality is often disappointing 1 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
why not just retrain police not to shoot first and check for a gun later?
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The dude complaining 20 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
planes carry bodybags, 3 of them
The dude complaining 20 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
so on an international flight, over the pacific, half way someone dies, you want them to be sitting there with the other passengers?
This is a little Strange 5 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
magical costume
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The dude complaining 20 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
a lot of the times, they don't leave the body in the seat, they put it in the toilet and lock the door
I need an oil change 1 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
what car has the option to change from mph to km/h?
It's because I'm a disney princes 4 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
i visited some friends in Monroe Michigan, they had like 6 or 7 miniture poodle things. When i went to pat one, it ran, they told me that they never let anyone else pat them, I thought fine, so sat down, one by one they came to me, lay down and fell asleep on my lap. They were amazed, constantly saying that they NEVER do that to anyone. but happens all the time
Don't dwell on mistakes 2 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
"yes please!" ^.^
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