iccarus

iccarus


Everyday seems to get a little harder to smile and say "i'm fine, everything is ok"

— iccarus Report User
Al-Baghdadi enraged after meeting his 72 virgins in paradise 2 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
well, if you not fussy, they still are virgins
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Facts 10 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
though men are biologically inclined towards violence, that doesn't exclude women also. lot of women think, that because they are female, that they can do what they want to a guy and not get any retaliation because they are a girl. Fact is, equal rights say if you want to strike someone, man or woman, you get striked back.
I've been with a girl who felt it was completely ok to strike at me when she was irrational, of course there's a limit, when i get fed up with it, i ended her attacks quite easily.
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Certified bruh moment 1 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
and questions have never been asked?
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Life bites you in the ass 3 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
He knew, he's just been playing the long game
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Life is dope 2 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
pics or it didn't happen
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This graffiti 6 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
i'm leaning towards photoshop
We need name suggestions (see comments below) 37 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
i think Comet suits him
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Put it back 1 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
what did it look like before decompression?
"poland?" "...Poland!" 1 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
I'm amazed when i look at Putin for two reasons, one, he ranks higher than Chuck Norris in martial arts, probably killed with it too, and two, has a personal unofficial wealth of an estimated $200 billion
For my Aussies... for my peeps on drugs... especially for my Aussies on drugs O_o 6 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
during a gameshow, they played a piece from it, and asked, where was this taken from, a contestant answered "Kookaburra Sits in the old gum tree", the people that had the rights to that song, sued the lead singer based on that game. He lost, he lost his millions, his home, everything, had to do pub tours to earn a living, died broken a few years later.
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For my Aussies... for my peeps on drugs... especially for my Aussies on drugs O_o 6 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
iconic song, just such a shame what happened in the end to the lead singer because of it
3 golden rules 5 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
never fart if you've recently had diarrhea
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So much empowerment in one picture 12 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
maybe they identify as female, so questioning this is oppressing them.
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BWAHAHAHA
I'm this old 4 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
first car was a Ford Falcon, had a huge ashtray in it, didn't smoke, but kept spare change in it, I hate carrying coins. Emptied one day and got over $90, BONUS!!
We all know that person 2 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
apple, changes radius of phones corners by 5%, fanboys "OMG, take my money!"
Motherf*** 4 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
*buys condoms*
SLJ "muther fucker"
me "that's the plan"
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My new life motto after becoming single 2 weeks ago 4 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
unless there's a pitcher on the table
My new life motto after becoming single 2 weeks ago 4 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
bars do not refill glasses as it's against OH&S, also a security risk if the remaining liquid is a date rape drug
How many copyrights can you infringe in one product? 1 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
wrong sort of spit roast
Aleetahi 4 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
poetry shouldn't have rules, it's poetry
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This couple planted over 2million trees to regrow a forest in 20years 2 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
and a logging company wanted to chop them down claiming they could just replant them again
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You can do it! 12 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
depends on the girl, i've had accidents before
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Wolves are beautiful 4 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
"why can't i poop in piece?" - wolf
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Scratching your name on a Rhinoceros 8 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
well should be easy to track them down
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Whats the problem here? 7 comments
iccarus · 4 years ago
vaping kills quicker, that's why therre is a panic about wanting to ban them