it ain't much, but it's honest work

judging by this pic, wooden frame with plaster over it, then the copper would have been laid on top, removed and braced.

wish i was that good to come up with a painting just for the lols

there's no right or wrong way to hold a cat, you'll eventually get scratched

this used to happen to me, until one of my friends gave me a piece of advice. Just close the duvet cover before washing, well duh

you can paint Uranus or a Black Hole and you'd end up with the same thing

I think it's like 1 in 6 Americans believe that dinosaurs and humans co-existed. When i mentioned this fact to my boss' wife, she responded with "But surely they must have lived together at some point", what's truly amazing is she is the daughter of a famous Dean of a prominent university.

they're just adding seasoning

Remember during the London Marathon, runners were passing out, having heat stroke, due to the "unprecedented heatwave" on the day, it reached 24.1C (75.3F). In England, 16C is a nice day for shirt and shorts.

she better start doing those stretches

for a second, I thought Selvig's legs was Stark's

i don't know, and i have a feeling i don't want to know

at least this will make kids fit in with parents who are tattoed up

plot twist, it's a Galileo thermometer, (look it up)

so he got demoted

on the bright side, he has 840 rubiks cubes

i feel sorry for the cop that had to search him