doesn't melt steel beams, but can weaken their integrity

was at a bar with my gf, she's way out of my league, went to bathroom, and came back to a bunch of guys trying to hit on her. I just went right to her, gave a kiss and asked, "you guys buying us drinks or what?" they left

this made me laugh

you sure there isn't a stick protruding from the stump?

who's Mike Rowe?

that's awesome, bet that keeps him busy

could've claimed he's the top, not the bottom, didn't do his research

i think i saw the anime version of this

Heard of this, she got changed during a bus trip at a stop, as the people only remember her clothes and not her face, they assumed she was missing. She joined the search, it wasn't until later she realised the description of the clothing was hers and she changed out of them.

it ain't much, but it's honest work

judging by this pic, wooden frame with plaster over it, then the copper would have been laid on top, removed and braced.

wish i was that good to come up with a painting just for the lols

there's no right or wrong way to hold a cat, you'll eventually get scratched

this used to happen to me, until one of my friends gave me a piece of advice. Just close the duvet cover before washing, well duh

you can paint Uranus or a Black Hole and you'd end up with the same thing

I think it's like 1 in 6 Americans believe that dinosaurs and humans co-existed. When i mentioned this fact to my boss' wife, she responded with "But surely they must have lived together at some point", what's truly amazing is she is the daughter of a famous Dean of a prominent university.

they're just adding seasoning

Remember during the London Marathon, runners were passing out, having heat stroke, due to the "unprecedented heatwave" on the day, it reached 24.1C (75.3F). In England, 16C is a nice day for shirt and shorts.